#TBT: Happy Birthday, Tim Curry!! :)

(Had to make this a #TBT post because the silly place I was filming yesterday had a “pornography” block on the Wi-Fi thingy and I couldn’t log into MY OWN SITE from there. Craziness!! Ah well…It’s only a day late, which is stillย right on time by Kinky Ho standards. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I’m only calling this a #TBT because I have to moveย immediately on to some other sweetass bday celebrations, and don’t want to confuse folks. So, Happy *begrudgingly belated* birthday, Mr. Curry. All us Kinky Ho-s love the living shizzle out of you!! ๐Ÿ™‚ xoxoxo)


Happy Birthday toย Wadsworth/Pennywise/Darkness/Dr. Frank-N-Furter/Gomez Addams/Long John Silver/High Priest of all that is spooky and awesome, theย Legend-ary Tim Curry!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

I know we talk about Mr. Curry A LOT here, but that’s only because he’s one of the greatest things to ever happen to cinema! He oozes creepy charm and made a sewer clown, horned demon, and the embodiment of pollution seXXXy as heck! ๐Ÿ™‚ Curry is, in short, the coolest ghoul in school. ๐Ÿ™‚
In ho-nor of this fright icon’s big day, I’d thought I’d share this magical melody with ya. ๐Ÿ™‚ What could possibly spookier or cooler than Tim “Frank-N-Furter” covering a song by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, the original shock rocker? It’s a match made in Halloween Heaven. ๐Ÿ™‚ Enjoy.

Happy Birthday, Tim! You never fail to make us shiver with antici…

…Pation. ๐Ÿ™‚ xoxo

Ho-stess’s PS- See??? It’s so not my fault I was late posting this!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Ho-stess’s PPS– Since we’re doing belated birthdays, it was also my #1 Dreamboat Studmuffin of All-time Ever’s Birthday the day before Mr. Curry’s. (Also known to lame-men as April 18. ;)) Happy *unbegrudgingly belated* Birthday to the incomparable Mr. Rick Moranis. ๐Ÿ™‚ xoxo


Stockings & Garter Belts: The Ho-siery Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, King o’Kink!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ xoxo)

Featuring: Rhonda Shear, Jenny McCarthy, Tim Curry, Angelina Valentine & Monique Parent.

Playboy Oct (1993)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

The Girl from the Naked Eye (2012)

The Key to Sex (1999)

Ho-stess’s PS– I was known to enjoy wearing stockings and garter beltsย back in my “secretary” (or teacher…or boss lady…I’ve lost track) days. ๐Ÿ˜‰ xoxo

News Bleed: The Big G (And Lil’ B) Edition.

BUM-TASTIC UPDATE: After this was posted I learned the sad news that Kenny Baker has passed. ๐Ÿ™ You can get details basically everywhere right now, and his official website is here.


Kenny_Baker-1Thanks for everything, Mr. Baker. You are loved. xoxo

Now back to the regularly scheduled happy stuff…

One of my favorite books of all time is getting made into a movie starring one of my favorite (and one of the absolute hottest :)) actors of all time!! What a time to be alive!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ xoxo Bloody Disgusting


So much AHS Season 6 Teasing going on right now…Here is but a taste of the madness to cum. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Variety

Wadsworth has given the Rocky Horror reboot his official blessing, so I guess I have to give it a chance now…#HisWillBeDone ๐Ÿ˜‰ Inquisitr


So much awesome news a’happenin’ over in Halloween Horror Nights Land (inc. a Krampus maze…HUZZAH!!! :))ย HHN.com

#GirlPower!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ Io9


(Jen Lynch’s Official Twitter, btw)

#MAKEMKHAPPEN!!! (We’re talking to you now, James Wan!!! ;)) GameNGuide


Godzilla Greatness. ๐Ÿ™‚ Kotaku


and since it’s still Saturday AM as I’m writing this…

Have a wonderfully wicked weekend, Kinky Ho-mies!! ๐Ÿ™‚ xoxo

PS- ICYMI, my “Sigourney Beaver” pics are now up on my DP site. xo


#ManMeatMonday: The Legendary Edition.

Hiya, Kinky Ho-mies! If you follow along on any of my “social media” (as the kiddies say ;)), you already know I have zero choice but to gush (hehe ;)) about the two legendary legends I was fortunate enough to meet (and hug! :)) over the weekend.

The first Hunk o’ Man Meat being offered up today is one Mr. Clint “Freaking” Howard. ๐Ÿ™‚ I have crushed on him for yeeeeeeeeears now, and not only did I finally get to meet him (yay!!! :)), but he was also kind enough to sit down with me for an eXXXclusive Kinky Ho-rror interview!! (EXXXtra yay!!! :))


I am so happy to report that The Ice Cream Man is every bit as sweet (get it?? ;)), charming, and unapologetically unique as we’d all ho-ped he’d be. I’m ho-ping to get the interview footage edited into something watchable this week (we chatted a long time, so there’s lots to go through! :)), so I can post it here to share with my Kinky Ho-bots ASAP.


Your second slice of sensual sustenance is Curry flavored!! (My cheese factor knows no bounds!!! ;))


That’s right, my lil’ Ho-bots…I got to meet Wadsworth/Pennywise/Darkness/Dr. Frank-N-Furter/Long John Silver (I love Muppet Treasure Island and I’m not ashamed to admit it!!! ;)) himself, the beyond Legend-ary Mr. Tim “Also Freaking” Curry!!!

He was so unbelievably kind and patient to all the gazillions of fans waiting to greet him at The Hollywood Show. It was Mr. Curry’s very first convention appearance ever, and us lowly civilians and teh fancy celebri-types were equally eXXXcited to get the chance to tell him ho-w much he has meant to all of us over the years.


I didn’t want to take up too much of his time, so I just kinda gave him hugs and told him he was a sincere icon and that I was too ho-nored for words to meet him. I ho-nestly felt bad for forcing him to take a pic with me; it had already been such a long day for him! I felt so selfish shoving myself next to him to get my Ultimateย Clue Fangirl Wet Dream Shot, but I knew I’d regret it for the neXXXt 10,000 years if I didn’t. So, I got my silly (yet badass/awesome/forever-treasured :)) pic taken and hustled away to let all his other admirers have a chance to bug him, too. ๐Ÿ˜‰

I left wondering if he resented me for taking up his time and shoving my wannabe- Yvette bewbage in his face, but it turns out I needn’t have worried. He was so incredibly sweet that he sent someone to track me down to give me this message, which genuinely made me cry happy tears:


I’m tearing up just thinking about it again…It was so surprising and touching, and a genuine relief to know I hadn’t bothered him too much!! ๐Ÿ™‚

In ho-nor of this Weekend of Wonderousness, I present you with some bonus (me-free :)) shots of this week’s Manly Meatiness…They’re finger-lickin’ good!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ xoxox



(Pretty sure that answers that…#RAWWWWWWWWWWR!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ xoxo)



(A-freaking-men, interwebz!! :))