Badges & Boobs: The Law Enforcement Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster General, Eric…Thank you, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Julia Ann, Rocco Reed & Frances McDormand

Blue Steel (1990)

A female rookie in the police force engages in a cat and mouse game with a pistol wielding psychopath who becomes obsessed with her.

Stop! Or My Mom Will Fuck! (2010)

Julia’s son is brought home by the police again. In an attempt to placate the police officer, Julia offers him a couple of big tits to investigate.

Fargo (1996)

Jerry Lundegaard’s inept crime falls apart due to his and his henchmen’s bungling and the persistent police work of the pregnant Marge Gunderson.


Bonus:

Gold Hat (Alfonso Bedoya) in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

Ho-stess’s #TBT PS- Little Known Fact: I’m former FBI. ;.) xoxo

#SeXXXOnSunday: The Mutants Edition

(Presented by our very own Smutmaster Eric, of corpse…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club (2013)

Look around. There’s a secret society of XXX-Rated people living among us. They appear normal, but behind closed doors, their extreme sexual powers make them hornier than you can possibly imagine. Let Emma Frost (Alexis Ford) take you on a tour of the Hellfire Club, and introduce you to a sexual world you never knew existed

XXX-Men: Psylocke Vs Magneto (2016)

Magneto (Danny D) is invading the X-Mansion and with all the other X-Men gone it’s up to the sexy Psylocke (Patty Michova) to ward off the super-villain by any means necessary, even if it means sucking his evil mutant dong

Beach Party a Go-Go, Part 2

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! :))

Featuring: Ursula Andress, Nahanni Johnstone, Burt Lancaster, Deborah Kerr, Radioactive Waste, Robert Pine, Pamela Susan Shoop, Ants, Pierce Brosnan & Halle Berry.

Dr. No (1963)

Infested (2002)

From Here to Eternity (1953)

Empire of the Ants (1977)

Die Another Day (2002)

Ho-stess’s PS- This week’s #MonsterMaskMonday fits right in here, though it was less about the beach and more of a…Poo Party!! 😉 xoxo

 

 

#WetWednesday: “The Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls” (and/or Lakes) Edition, Part 3

(Submitted with love and lust by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, and Happy Humpday to all my Kinky Kreeps! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: WW, Elisabeth Shue, Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lynn Warren, Adrienne King, KK & Jessica Lange

Wonder Woman (2009)


Cocktail (1988)


Creature (2011)



Friday the 13th (1980)

King Kong (1976)

#SeXXXOnSunday: The Korova Milk Bar Edition

(Submitted on this glorious Game of Thrones premiere day by Mr. Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, my Kinkiest of Ho-mies! #dracarys 😉 xoxo)

A Clockwork Whore: Part 1 (2011)

Madison Ivy is an ultra-sexual youth in futuristic America. She and her fellow droogies, Zoe Voss and Gia Dimarco go on a wild spree of sex and crimes. Causing trouble on the streets and then fucking each other senseless in the milk bar.

A Clockwork Whore: Part 2 (2011)

We last left Madison and her trumpet of tarts fucking each other senseless at the Korova milk bar. Now they’ve ventured off into the night for a little of the old ultra-sex. The droogies stumble upon a writer’s house, and lucky for them he just happens to have a big cock. First a song and then the hungry whores devour every inch of him.

Bonus:

In B&W;


Rob Zombie: Never Gonna Stop (The Red Red Kroovy) (2001)

Your Meter is Running: The Vehicles Edition, Part 3

(Submitted by , bc you can’t spell “erotic” without “eric”, #amirite??? 😉 Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Robert De Niro, Harry Canyon – voice by Richard Romanus, Tommy Pistol, Misty Stone, Bill Bailey, Eric John, Angela Jones & Bruce Willis.

Taxi Driver (1976)

A mentally unstable Vietnam War veteran works as a night-time taxi driver in New York City where the perceived decadence and sleaze feeds his urge for violent action, while attempting to save a preadolescent prostitute in the process.

Heavy Metal (1981)

A glowing green orb – which embodies ultimate evil – terrorizes a young girl with an anthology of bizarre and fantastic stories of dark fantasy, eroticism and horror.

Taxi Driver: A XXX Parody (2011)

It’s more of a serious porn remake than a parody that’s intended to make you laugh.

Pulp Fiction (1994)

The lives of two mob hit men, a boxer, a gangster’s wife, and a pair of diner bandits intertwine in four tales of violence and redemption.

Local and Long Distance: The Telephone Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Edward G. Robinson, Aline MacMahon, Anna Faris, Michèle Mercier, Kira Noir, Carol Kane, Ari Graynor & Scarlett Johansson.

Five Star Final (1931)

The City Editor of a sleazy tabloid goes against his own journalistic ethics to resurrect a twenty year old murder case.

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Cindy must investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion.

I tre volti della paura (1963 Italy – 1964 US)

[American title: Black Sabbath]

A trio of horror tales: The first is The Telephone, about a woman named Suzy who continually receives threatening telephone calls from an unseen stalker.

Paranormal Sexperiments (2016)

When college coed Cindy (Blair Williams) inherits the Old Dracovich Mansion, she gets a lot more than she bargained for. The victim of a violent death, Lady Dracovich (E Jordan) stills haunts the house from beyond the grave, plotting to bring the dark forces of evil back to rule the Earth

When a Stranger Calls (1979)

A psychopathic killer terrorizes a babysitter, then returns seven years later to menace her again.

For a Good Time, Call… (2012)

Former college frenemies Lauren and Katie move into a fabulous Gramercy Park apartment, and in order to make ends meet, the unlikely pair start a phone sex line together.

Lucy (2014)

While studying in Taipei Taiwan, her boyfriend gets her mixed up with Korean mobsters that want to use her as a drug mule. After a synthetic drug called CPH4 gets into her system, she begins acquiring increasingly enhanced physical and mental capabilities, such as telepathy, telekinesis, mental time travel, and the ability not to feel pain or other discomforts.

Ho-stess’s PS- Because Garfield doesn’t do #MonsterMaskMondays… 😉 xoxo

Happy 4th!: The Stars and Stripes Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by our Ho-rrorday Kinkmaster, Eric…Thanks, Smutmeister, and a Fabulously Fearsome Fourth to all our Kinky Ho-mies!! 🙂 xoxo)

My Sister’s Hot Friend Vol. 37 (2014)

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)


Big Tits In Uniform 13 (2014)

Sergeant Drill Me (2013)

Lt. Chanel Preston is tired of lazy soldiers not pulling their weight – and Kieran Lee is the worst. She drags him to Captain Kirsten Price’s office to make sure he’s properly disciplined. What will he have to do? Push-ups, sit-ups, and an afternoon of tit worship and pussy licking.

#TataTuesday: The One Boob at Time Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by our Kinky Ho-mie, Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, freaktastic friend! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Diana Prince, Alexyss Spradlin, Leisa Pulido & Sasha Grey

It Follows (2015)


This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (2009)

Open Windows (2014)


Bonus: Poison Ivy

(From a cosplay shoot in 2014-ish, I think. 😉 -D.P.)

Scary Shorties: The Phantom Coach (2010)

(A quickie submitted for your viewing pleasure by More Than a Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, not always so Kinky Ho-mie! 😉 xoxox)

The Phantom Coach (2010)

It’s a beautiful, spooky silhouette puppet film by Richard Mansfield, based on the short story by Amelia B. Edwards. Narrated with a 7:45 running time.

A young man is lost in the snow, with thoughts he’ll die. He then meets an old man that takes him into his house. The old man tells him the depressing story of his life (we don’t hear), and then another tragic tale about a coach.