#SeXXXOnSunday: The Civil War & Incivility Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, and Happy Sunday Funday to all my Kinky Kreeps! 🙂 xoxo)

Captain America: A XXX Parody (2016)

Featuring: Peta Jensen & Charles Dera

Black Widow enters a building, then Tony Stark appears. He asks her to call Captain America, because he won’t answer his calls. When they’re all together, Stark says a General has ordered them to stay in this place they think looks like a prison. An argument, short fight, and sex follow.

A Sluttier Future for All (2013)

In a near-dystopian future, the nymphos are sluttier than you could ever imagine. Ashton Pierce and Bonnie Rotten are the rival gangleaders of their college gone crazy. They get their hands on the foreign exchange student (Marco Banderas), and find out the hard way he’s got enough inches to keep them both happy.

Today’s Lesson: The Educational Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by our Kinky Ho-mie, Smutmaster Eric…Thanks fer learnin’ us, freaky fiend! 🙂 xoxo)

 Study Session Turns Sexual (2014)

Beautiful Bailey Bradshaw is studying with her man (Jake Taylor) at the kitchen table while her stepmom India Summer keeps them company and offers her help.

Here’s The Video!

#TBT: My Girlfriend’s a Vampire (Totally NSFW BTW :)

Heck, this whole site is probably NSFW, but since this particular post is a bit more graphic than normal, I figured I should at least warn ya. 🙂

If you’re bold enough to continue this lil’ walk down Mammory Lane with me, I present you with today’s #TBT offering. It’s the skinematic classic, My Girlfriend’s a Vampire, “starring” (not really :)) your Fiend-ly Neighborhood Spider Baby, Miss Die-ana Prince (billed as Kasey Kroft in this particular picture).mgav2mgav.

(That’s me waaaaaay down there in the corner, ya see… ;))

This was filmed back in the Dark Ages of my early porn days, when I literally had no clue what was going on ever. I basically just showed up and did what I was told without ever being sure quite what I was getting into until I got to set. That’s why I’d completely forgotten this (blood) sucker eXXXisted; I didn’t even know it was supposed to have a plot (n’stuff) til I was just told to go do it. Apparently I was supposed to be a Vampire Hunter (or something… ;)). All I really remember is that I got to wear some badass gloves:

gvss

mgav1

(Holy. Cow. I cannot believe I was EVER that skinny!!! Go eat a sammich, gurl!!! Slaying -or whatever- takes strength!!! ;))

I was reminded of all this recently whilst doing some research for an upcoming ep of Karnal Kombat. I was trying to find some obscure Vampire titles, and voila!! I thought about adding it to my KK Kue, but I figured it’d be too torturous to sit through, so I’d spare myself the pain. 😉 If you happen to be a true masochist, though (props to you!!! ;)), here’s a little teaser preview for your viewing “pleasure”. 😉

You can see the rest here if you’re truly a degenerate (again, yay for you!! ;)). Personally, I’m not quite hardcore enough to tolerate that eXXXtreme level of torture…ZERO HORRORGASMS for this #TBT (though I might be a lil’ biased with this one… ;))

mygiav

(Very practical Slayer-wear… ;)) xoxoxo