Scary Shorties: Wink (2016)

(A Kinky Kwikie brought to you by the letter E…Thanks, Smutmaster Eric! πŸ™‚ xoxo)

A woman at home on Halloween is texting, and becomes puzzled that her emojis have disappeared. Things get really weird after she opens her front door. It’s a suspenseful, imaginative short that runs less than 4 minutes.

Have a Heart: The Valentine’s Day Edition

(Submitted with eXXXtra love today by Smutmaster Ho-peless Romantic Eric, who also happened toΒ pen the poetry included in this post….Thanks, Ho-rrorday Ho-mie. You’re a man of many tit-illating talents!! πŸ˜‰ xoxo)

If you’re alone on Valentine’s Day or have someone sweet in your life, do your best to keep it a secret from your husband or wife. πŸ˜‰

Rose are red, violets are blue. There are better horror movies, but on this day, these will have to do. πŸ™‚

My Bloody Valentine (1981)

Trivia: Was filmed on location in Sydney Mines, Nova Scotia, Canada. It had 9 minutes cut by the MPAA due to the amount of violence and gore. Actress Pat Hemingway (w/Β a heart tattoo) only appeared in two movies.


My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)

Trivia: The first R-rated film to be projected in RealD technology and to have a wide release (1,000 locations) in 3D-enabled theaters.

IMO: Betsy Rue has the best sex/nude scene in any horror movie! (And Your Ho-stess seconds that opinion…She’s sincerely my hero for this! :))

Bonus:

Foreign Posters

Ho-stess’s PS- My Bloody Valentine is clearly the glamour choice, but I loves me some Valentine, too. πŸ™‚

Ho-stess’s PPS On Valentine’s Day, you’ve just gotta go with the flow… πŸ˜‰ HAPPY BLOODY VALENTINE’S DAY, KINKY HO-MIES! πŸ™‚ xoxo

Ho-stess’s PPPSSS This. πŸ™‚