#SexOnSunday: The “We Are Groin” Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…who, for the record, has a vastly different POV of the actual Guardians of the Galaxy than yours truly. It’s in my personal Top 3 comic movies, so I’m definitely going to be checking this parody out based on Eric’s glowing rec…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Gnardians of the Galaxy (2015)

Running Length: 46 Mins.

Cast:

Aaron Wilcox as Pecker Quill / Star Load
Daisy Ducati as Gamwhora
Shane Diesel as Crax
April O’Neil as Rocket Raccooch
AJ as Groin

We meet Star Load in the process of stealing the “Infinity Bone” orb. After it’s in his possession, he’s interrupted by Kokrath (Tabitha Stevens) who wants it for herself. He gets by her and is next seen on a prison planet called “The Kum.” He joins forces with the other heroes and the sexy space adventure takes off!


Summation:

Gnardians is somewhat shorter than Guardians of the Galaxy, but overall more entertaining. The big budget hit didn’t have a marvelous moment and I couldn’t find an interesting trait between the five heroes. In the parody the dialogue is funnier and the characterizations a lot more enjoyable. I like the make-up, how the villain is defeated, the original theme song heard during the opening credits and its two sexual scenes are more exciting than watching numerous dull battle sequences.

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Can be viewed for free on Woodrocket.com and is on the DVD Gnardians Of The Galaxy And Other Porn Parodies.

#SexOnSunday: The Big Winner Edition

(Submitted by our Master o’ Smut, Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie!!:) xoxo)

Feeling Lucky (2014)

A spunky young woman (Rilynn Rae) saddled with unemployment, financial problems and a poseur boyfriend wins the Powerball lottery. But with economic independence comes all kinds of shady characters looking for a handout – beware!

Supporting Players: Michael Vegas, India Summer, Claire Robbins, Seth Gamble, Mr. Pete and others.


Overview:

An amusing comedy about how becoming wealthy can improve your life and cause you problems, when people just want your $$$. Rilynn Rae is a charming protagonist that does a nice job handling an assortment of characters with good and bad intentions.

You won’t feel richer for watching it, but you can pretend you’re cumming onto a big cardboard check. Worked for me!

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#SexOnSunday: The Possessive Edition

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, Kinky McHo-mieton! 🙂 xoxo)

Crime of Passion (2014)

Jordan (Casey Calvert) is the pretty new girl in school, who begins a relationship with Matt (Xander Corvus). Little does she know, however, that Matt has been having a steamy affair with his chemistry teacher Cynthia (Stormy Daniels) and she’s possessive of her boy toy. When Matt tries to break it off with the teacher, jealousy turns to blind rage.

Supporting Players: Veronica Avluv, Richie Calhoun, Johnny Castle, Kimber Day, Amanda Tate & Tommy Pistol.

Overview:

It’s an entertaining crime/drama from Stormy, worthy of your time. Her cast gave good performances, I liked all of the sex scenes, it features some unexpected plot developments and has a couple of suspenseful sequences.

Your mind will not be blown, but your load will be. (“Ha!” -Diana)

Rating  out

Countdown to Halloween: The High-Powered Edition. ;)

(IT’S SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT!!! Poor choice of words when posting about a TCM parody, perhaps, but I careth not…HALLOWEEN WEEK IS SO TOTALLY -close enough to- HERE!!!!! To help us prep in traditional #SeXXXOnSunday fashion is Smustmaster Eric…Thanks for this, Kinky Ho-mie!! I can’t believe I haven’t seen this one yet, but I’m so in now!! #ThatsWhatHeSaid… 😉 xoxo)

The Texas Vibrator Massacre (Rob Rotten, 2008)

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A group of friends take a detour while traveling through rural Texas and encounter a vibrator-wielding maniac and his family.

Featuring: Roxy Deville, Daisy Tanks, Rob Rotten, Ruby Knox, Seth Dickens, Bella Lynn, Jack Vegas, Jamie Elle, Leatherface & Herschel Savage.

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Countdown to Halloween: The Tents and Titties Edition, Part 1

(You know I wouldn’t go into postin’ mode w/out leavin’ ya with a bit o’smut, especially on #SexxxySunday! 😉 Big Hugs to Eric for this tent-tillating pictorial. 😉 xoxo)
Featuring: Jill Evyn & Stacie Lambert
Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan (2013)
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Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1988)

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Ho-stess’s PS- Since we’re talkin’ tents n’ titties, I HAD to include my friend Allison (Kyler) in Maneater (2009). I’ve known her since she was about 6 or so, and I’m so proud of her for Scream Queen-iness!! 😉 xoxo

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Countdown to Halloween: The Anthology Edition

(Submitted by Eric…Thanks, Smutmaster General, and Happy #SeXXXySunday, Kinky Ho-bots! 🙂 xoxo)

This Ain’t American Horror Story XXX (2015)

ahsxxxThe bondage suit is. . . alive. The girl is an intruder. Two nuns and a dehydrated demon. Conjoined twins and a perverted clown. A witch, a priestess, and a dark spirit with very bad sinus problems. Witness the depraved and the wicked. . .

Murder House

Featuring: Zoey Monroe

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Asylum

Featuring: Pristine Edge, Sarah Vandella, Ryan Driller

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Coven

Featuring: Dahlia Sky, Kira Noir, Sean Michaels

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Freak Show

Featuring: Twisty the Clown (nonsex), Scott Lyons & Penny Brooks (oral only)

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Ho-stess’s PS– I had no idea they shot the AHS parody this way. I’m totally adding this tit-le to the neXXXt round of Karnal Kombat!! 🙂 xoxo

Countdown to Halloween: The Medical Attention Edition, Part 1

(Submitted for your #SeXXXySunday viewing pleasure by Eric, Smutmaster at Large…Thanks, my Super Kinky Ho-miebot!! You have totally inspired me to get back on the Karnal Kombat train…Porn MUST Kontinue to be reviewed in a Komical fashion !!!!!! 😉 xoxo)

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

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Nurse Alex Price (, ) & Nurse Susan Gallagher (Anne-Marie Davies)

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Body Snatchers (1993, 1994 US)

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Marti Malone (Gabrielle Anwar)

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An American Werewolf in London XXX (2012)

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Nurse Susan Gallagher (Sophie Dee), Nurse Alex Price (Lexi Ward) & Doctor Hirsch (Ben English)

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Ho-stess’s PS- I knew this silliness from one of my many Porn-Doc Adventures would cum in hand-y one day!!! 😉 xoxo

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(This pic is soooooo embarr-ass-ing, btw…I totally waXXX now!!! 😉 xoxo)

#SexOnSunday: The “Captain’s Log” Edition

Hiya, Ho-mies!! It’s still Sunday here in Hell-A, so here’s a lil’ #SexOnSunday action fer ya, courtesy of Smutmaster Eric. (Thanks, you freaky fiend, you!! 🙂 xoxo)

Star Trix: Deep Penetration (2009)

trixIt runs just 63 mins, is funny, has very cheap sets and three good sex scenes. If Ed Wood made an XXX Star Trek parody, it might’ve been somewhat like this. (“So. In!!!” 🙂 -D.P.)

The U.S.S. Intercourse receives a transmission from the ambassador of planet Nofun. They’re unable to stop a terrible mutant named Gore that’s wreaking havoc, so Captain Dirk (Jack Lawrence) agrees to help. Things don’t go exactly as planned when Scotty (Alex Knight) accidently beams him to the wrong dimension where he meets the sexy A Vocado (Jayden James), a very welcoming alien.

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After returning to the U.S.S. Intercourse, Captain Dirk heads to the medical bay to check on Uhora (Taylor Star), who has come down with a serious case of “small cocks.”  (“Ha!!! This is brilliant!!!” :)) The ship’s doctor (Alex Gonz) knows just how to cure her. (If this was a ’70s parody you might hear some bad music, but the budget seems too low for that.)

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Dirk is on the Bridge with other crew members and a female Stringon named Huge Rak (Ryder Skye). She doesn’t want to give them any information, so Shock (Charles Dera) goes where no Vulcan has gone before to get her to tell them what she knows.

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(That face a Vulcan makes just after sex. It’s the same face he made before sex.)

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(“Ha!!” :))

Ho-stess’s PS– Also taken in 2009, I think. ‘Twas a Trek-tastic year, apparently. 🙂

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Loaded: The Firearms Edition, Part 1

(As your Ho-stess, I must preface this post by saying I loathe guns, and find absolutely nothing about them to be sexual. Alas, I know that not everyone feels that way, so in the interest of diversity, here is a Loaded post from Smutmaster Eric. Thanks, friend. I appreciate the contribution, even if it’s not my personal aesthetic…Hugs. xo)
Featuring: January Jones, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, & Raquel Welch.

Sweetwater (2013)

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In the late 1800s, a fanatical religious leader, a renegade Sheriff, and a former prostitute collide in a blood triangle on the rugged plains of the New Mexico Territory.

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Scarface (1983)

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In Miami a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug cartel while succumbing to greed.

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Hannie Caulder (1971)

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After she is raped and her husband murdered, a woman hires a bounty hunter to instruct her in the use of a gun so she can get her revenge on the three outlaws responsible.

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Ho-stess’s PS– My version of “Loaded”…Beats a dumb ol’ gun any day, don’t you think? 😉 #MakingAPoint #MakeLoveNotWar #SeXXXOnSunday

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#SeXXXOnSunday: The Tiffany Mynx Edition. :)

Because The Walking Dead premiere is still 3 weeks away, and you have to take a football break at some point (probably ;)), here’s a fresh, new installment of #SexxxOnSunday for ya (courtesy of our Smut Master General, Eric…Thank you, sir!! xoxo :)) Have fun on your Funday, freaky friends!! 😉 xoxo

#SexOnSunday: The Tiffany Mynx Edition

Teacher’s Dirty Looks (2012)

(w/ Johnny Sins)

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Fucking Mother Nature in the Ass (2013)

(w/ Xander Corvus)

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Lucha Libre Coochie (2013)

(w/ ????)

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Dick Me, Detective (2012)

(w/ James Deen)

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Bonus SeXXX:

Settling Out Of Cunt (ha!! :)) (2012)

(w/ Lisa Ann & Danny Mountain)

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