Hidden Faces: The Masked Edition, Part 3

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Your Royal Hineyness! ūüėČ PS-Thanks for reminding me to get back on the #MonsterMaskMonday tip…Gotta step up the Kinky/Kreepy factor now that #OCTOBER!!! is basically upon us! ūüôā xoxo)

The Strangers (2008)


Featuring:

Kip Weeks as Man in the Mask, Gemma Ward as Dollface, Laura Margolis as Pin-Up Girl, Liv Tyler as Kristen McKay & Glen Howerton) as Mike.


Captain America XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2014)

Featuring:

Claire Robbins as Sin, Derrick Pierce as Crossbones, Giovanni Francesco as Batroc, Phoenix Marie as Sharon Carter & Jessica Ryan as Hellcat.


Guest Starring:

Diana Prince as Spider-Babe (2017)

#SeXXXOnSunday: The Civil War & Incivility Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, and Happy Sunday Funday to all my Kinky Kreeps! ūüôā xoxo)

Captain America: A XXX Parody (2016)

Featuring: Peta Jensen & Charles Dera

Black Widow enters a building, then Tony Stark appears. He asks her to call Captain America, because he won’t answer his calls. When they’re all together, Stark says a General has ordered them to stay in this place they think looks like a prison. An argument, short fight, and sex follow.

A Sluttier Future for All (2013)

In a near-dystopian future, the nymphos are sluttier than you could ever imagine. Ashton Pierce and Bonnie Rotten are the rival gangleaders of their college gone crazy. They get their hands on the foreign exchange student (Marco Banderas), and find out the hard way he’s got enough inches to keep them both happy.

#SexOnSunday: The Sci-Fi Parodies Edition

(Submitted for your scientific approval by one Mr. Smutmaser Eric…Thanks so much, Kinky Ho-miebot, and Happy Sunday Funday to all my lil’ Kinky Ho-s! ūüôā xoxo)

Ass Effect: A XXX Parody (2017)

Runtime: 22 min

Commander Shepard (Eric Everhard) visits non-human¬†researcher Dr.¬†Liara T’Soni (Rachel Starr) to discuss¬†an attack by Cerberus, a¬†human-survivalist paramilitary group led by the enigmatic Illusive Man. He suggests she should’ve known what Cerberus was planning. She¬†says he’s not really here¬†to discuss that, then switches¬†the topic to a woman named Miranda¬†he’s been¬†with. He¬†admits he has, then they start fucking soon after

Guardians of the Gonads: A DP XXX Parody (2017)

Runtime: 24 min

The galaxy has a new enemy: The Universal Church of Truth.

The mysterious Magus is their one God – the beautiful Matriarch, their figurehead.

They have one aim…convert the universe by any means possible! The galaxy must respond.

Star-Lord (Michael Vegas) & Gamora (Cassidy Klein) take on this mission without the others.

#SexxxOnSunday: The Spidey & Black Cat Edition

(Submitted by Mr. Smutmaster Eric, of corpse. ūüôā Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot, and Happy #SeXXXySunday to all! ūüôā xoxo)

Brazzers Presents: The Parodies Vol. 6 (2016)

The Cat’s Meow: XXX Parody (2016)

Featuring: Jordi El Ni√Īo Polla & Mila Milan

“My Spidey-Sense is tingling!”

The Heist…

Better Late Than Never…

Trivia: Jordi is from Spain, looks like a teenager, but is 22. He’s frequently paired up with female performers that are between 10 and 20 years older. All of Spidey’s dialogue we hear is spoken by someone else.

Mila is 29, from Austria.

Part of her bio on Brazzers: Thanks to a degree in industrial design and a natural curiosity for artistic expression, she also owns and operates her own production company, a design agency, and a photography studio. She’s an accomplished conceptual painter, speaks five different languages, and dabbles as a tattoo artist.

If you’re feelin’ saucy, here’s the whole vignette…It may be just slightly NSFW, though. ūüėȬ†

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#SeXXXOnSunday: The Mutants Edition

(Presented by our very own Smutmaster Eric, of corpse…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! ūüôā xoxo)

XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club (2013)

Look around. There’s a secret society of XXX-Rated people living among us. They appear normal, but behind closed doors, their extreme sexual powers make them hornier than you can possibly imagine. Let Emma Frost (Alexis Ford) take you on a tour of the Hellfire Club, and introduce you to a sexual world you never knew existed

XXX-Men: Psylocke Vs Magneto (2016)

Magneto (Danny D) is invading the X-Mansion and with all the other X-Men gone it’s up to the sexy Psylocke (Patty Michova) to ward off the super-villain by any means necessary, even if it means sucking his evil mutant dong

#SeXXXOnSunday: The Korova Milk Bar Edition

(Submitted on this glorious Game of Thrones premiere day by Mr. Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, my Kinkiest of Ho-mies! #dracarys ūüėȬ†xoxo)

A Clockwork Whore: Part 1 (2011)

Madison Ivy is an ultra-sexual youth in futuristic America. She and her fellow droogies, Zoe Voss and Gia Dimarco go on a wild spree of sex and crimes. Causing trouble on the streets and then fucking each other senseless in the milk bar.

A Clockwork Whore: Part 2 (2011)

We last left Madison and her trumpet of tarts fucking each other senseless at the Korova milk bar. Now they’ve ventured off into the night for a little of the old ultra-sex. The droogies stumble upon a writer’s house, and lucky for them he just happens to have a big cock. First a song and then the hungry whores devour every inch of him.

Bonus:

In B&W;


Rob Zombie: Never Gonna Stop (The Red Red Kroovy) (2001)

#TataTuesday: The One Boob at Time Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by our Kinky Ho-mie, Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, freaktastic¬†friend! ūüôā xoxo)

Featuring: Diana Prince, Alexyss Spradlin, Leisa Pulido & Sasha Grey

It Follows (2015)


This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (2009)

Open Windows (2014)


Bonus: Poison Ivy

(From a cosplay shoot in 2014-ish, I think. ūüėČ -D.P.)

A #Smutmaster Review: The WW Parody Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! ūüôā xoxo)

Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2015)

Made a few years before Vivid released it, this is one of Axel’s most mediocre parodies, with just 15 minutes of non-sex. The different storylines never develop, so there’s no conclusion to anything that’s discussed.

WW, like all of Axel’s comic parodies has great costumes, and some of the most talented performers, all capable of being equally good at the non-sex and sexual parts of a porn feature. It’s unfortunate the script is like something that was quickly scribbled onto napkins, then typed up once for the cast to yawn over, I mean read, smile and say “it’s so good,” when there’s no way they mean it.

It begins promisingly with Wonder Woman (Kimberly Kane, looking terrific) thwarting a theft in an embassy by Angle Man and his useless henchmen. She questions him about a triangle-shaped object he was carrying while tied up in her lasso, but to her surprise, he vanishes before saying much.

Later.

We see Lois Lane (Kirsten Price) waiting at a gas station, at night. Why this place? They don’t say. She was expecting Superman, but when WW shows up in his place, Lois is more perturbed than a lady at KFC that’s been told they’re out of crispy. Her arrival is a favor for Superman, that couldn’t come because he’s somewhere in Africa. (Sightseeing? Booty call? Feeding starving kids? We’re not told.)

“I won’t give up¬†Clark without a fight,” an¬†angry¬†Lois¬†tells¬†WW. “There is no Clark, Clark¬†is a lie!”¬†This news just¬†makes Lois¬†bitchier by the minute, so she¬†continues on¬†with her¬†silly, jealous¬†bluster, but WW is unfazed and tells her “He’s made his choice!”

After that nonsense.

WW visits Doctor Fate (Eric Masterson) for answers about the triangle. After studying it, he’s only able to her “it’s heavy.” Useless! When WW leaves, he bangs this chick Maddy (Claire Robbins).

It’s the¬†sexual highlight¬†for me, filled with enthusiasm and more bare skin than some other scenes.

Sometime after that.

Killer Frost (Ash Hollywood) meets with Angle Man to discuss the botched embassy heist. They talk about WW for a minute or two, before screwing. Not long after he shoots his warm load on her, she freezes him out of existence. (The only funny moment!)

Later in the Batcave.

An¬†injured¬†Bruce Wayne studies the triangle, while WW reminisces with¬†Batgirl (Penny Pax) about their odd outdoor threesome with Ares (Evan Stone). (This scene could’ve been exceptional, but the Vaseline¬†smeared on the lens is distracting and the costumes stay¬†on, so we never see their boobs. Boo!)

Afterwards.

Lois sits down to interview Cheetah (Melody Jordan), under the pretense of wanting to write a story about her, now that she’s received a pardon from President Lex Luthor. Cheetah knows Lois is full of shit and wants the truth.

They¬†discuss a¬†plan¬†about their mutual enemy¬†WW, then the¬†frisky feline and bitchy reporter¬†proceed to give¬†each other a tongue-bath. (Cheetah’s¬†silly looking¬†costume stays on, so we never see¬†her boobs. Boo!)

Elsewhere.

Superman (Ryan Driller) and WW heat up the Fortress of Solitude. (The boobs stay covered again. Damn you, Axel!)

After sex.

These heroes aren’t into cuddling, so they go outside to talk in the cold. (You’ll have that puzzled look too!)

After a few minutes of dull banter,¬†an¬†unseen force¬†begins to¬†control Superman’s mind. WTF?¬†WW prepares to defend herself,¬†and it¬†ends abruptly. Boo!¬†Hiss!¬†

Rating  out
 
Bonus BTS:
Ho-stess’s PS- Fun Fact: I was originally cast as Wondy in this, but got booted due to… “porn politics”. It was super devastating to me at the time, and was the final straw that broke the “Taking a Hiatus” camel’s back. Now years later, I’m super glad things worked out the way they did. (Though you can still eXXXpect some naughty Wondy¬†work from me in the future. ūüėČ xoxo)

#WetWednesday: The Swimming Pool Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Happy Hump Day, Ho-mies! ūüôā xoxo)

Featuring: Raquel Welch, Erika Jordan, Jacqui Holland & Miley Cyrus.

Lady in Cement (1968)

During an ocean dive, Miami gumshoe Tony Rome finds a woman’s body with its feet encased in a concrete block and sets-out to solve the murder case.

Bikini Avengers (2015)

[aka Bikini Super Heroes]

When the Jade Empress hatches a plan for world domination, it’s up to crime-fighting duo Bikini Avenger and Thong Girl to stop her and her nefarious minions.

We Can’t Stop (2013)


Ho-stess’s PS#WaybackWednesday ūüėČ xoxo

 

 

Hidden Faces: The Masked Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by the Smuttiest Smutmaster in the known universe, Mr. Smutmaster Eric…Thanks so much, Kinky Ho-mie! ūüôā xoxo)

Featuring: Michelle Pfeiffer, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Phoenix Marie & Rosario Dawson

Batman Returns (1992)

Batman: The Animated Series, S2/Ep7 (1994)

Batgirl XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (2012)

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

Bonus #1:

Rosario in great leaked selfies!

Bonus #2:

Kinky Klown from Outer Space

(Ha! I know that Klown!! ūüėČ xoxo -DP)