Hidden Faces: The Masked Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by the Smuttiest Smutmaster in the known universe, Mr. Smutmaster Eric…Thanks so much, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Michelle Pfeiffer, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Phoenix Marie & Rosario Dawson

Batman Returns (1992)

Batman: The Animated Series, S2/Ep7 (1994)

Batgirl XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (2012)

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)

Bonus #1:

Rosario in great leaked selfies!

Bonus #2:

Kinky Klown from Outer Space

(Ha! I know that Klown!! 😉 xoxo -DP)

#SexOnSunday: The “We Are Groin” Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…who, for the record, has a vastly different POV of the actual Guardians of the Galaxy than yours truly. It’s in my personal Top 3 comic movies, so I’m definitely going to be checking this parody out based on Eric’s glowing rec…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Gnardians of the Galaxy (2015)

Running Length: 46 Mins.

Cast:

Aaron Wilcox as Pecker Quill / Star Load
Daisy Ducati as Gamwhora
Shane Diesel as Crax
April O’Neil as Rocket Raccooch
AJ as Groin

We meet Star Load in the process of stealing the “Infinity Bone” orb. After it’s in his possession, he’s interrupted by Kokrath (Tabitha Stevens) who wants it for herself. He gets by her and is next seen on a prison planet called “The Kum.” He joins forces with the other heroes and the sexy space adventure takes off!


Summation:

Gnardians is somewhat shorter than Guardians of the Galaxy, but overall more entertaining. The big budget hit didn’t have a marvelous moment and I couldn’t find an interesting trait between the five heroes. In the parody the dialogue is funnier and the characterizations a lot more enjoyable. I like the make-up, how the villain is defeated, the original theme song heard during the opening credits and its two sexual scenes are more exciting than watching numerous dull battle sequences.

Rating  out

Can be viewed for free on Woodrocket.com and is on the DVD Gnardians Of The Galaxy And Other Porn Parodies.

#SexInSeptember: The Task Force X Edition

Hiya, Kinky Ho-mies!! I’m back in Hell A after my Japanese shenanigans. I slacked off on my online duties big time (AND REGRET NOTHING!!! :)), so let’s get the catching up underway, shall we?? First up, a lovely Sexxx in September post submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, friendly fiend! I’ve missed your daily boobie art offerings since Twitter banned me. (A situation I shall rectify today, btw, one way or another. 😉 xoxo)

Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2016)

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(S S XXX is the best parody I’ve seen from Axel Braun! Some of them he’s made have incoherent and dull storylines, with routine sex, that’s so boring you’ll want to skip ahead to the pop shots. I highly recommend this for the sex and non-sex parts – Eric)

First.

Crazy, hot padded cell fun w/ Harley (Kleio Valentine) & Katana (Asa Akira).

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Afterward.

Amanda Waller (Nyomi Banxx) introduces us to Rick Flag (Alec Knight), Killer Frost (Anna Bell Peaks), Captain Boomerang (Seth Gamble) & Deadshot (Lexington Steele).

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They meet Enchantress (Riley Steele).

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She’s not feeling too magical, but is back to her old self after sex w/ Boomerang.

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Later…

With the help of her magic, Task Force X gets into Arkham Asylum.

taskxReunited with Joker (Tommy Pistol) and it feels so good! (“I can vouch for that…” 😉 -D.P.)

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Killer Frost starts freezing things.

killerf killerf2She warms up somewhat after meeting Riddler (Owen Gray) & Poison Ivy (Katy Kiss).

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While locked in a room Katana gets anal from Deadshot. (Perfect aim!)

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While attempting to escape, Joker & Harley meet Batman (Charles Dera).

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Want to know how it ends?

You need to watch it!

Porn: The Musical

(A review submitted by TyGrr…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie!! 🙂 xo)

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On a sound stage a wacky crew works on a Jizz Flick where jaded porn director Miles Deep learns, with the help of his Assistant, Anya Knees- who has dreams bigger than porn- that his formulaic methods for getting the “money shot” are missing one essential ingredient: heart. (“I remember that feeling well…” 😉 -D.P.)

The Stud Muffin of this musical is Big D Magee. When he pulls a Diva and splits, it’s up to The Sound Guy (that’s his name) who is smitten with Porn Star Tess Tickles to step in and save the day with his… impressive hidden talent.

Acting is on point, and the cinematography is seamless. With toe-tapping dance choreography, songs such as Don’t Fuck with the Formula and the duet Making Porn with You are lyrically humorous.

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Written and Directed by Erin Nydick and Meghan Malone, with Music and Lyrics from Jake Minter, this twenty-three minute short is a thesis film from students at Ithaca College in New York. Filmed over two weekends, according to Malone, “coordinating the musical numbers of the film were simultaneously the most fun and difficult parts of shooting. Currently submitted to film festivals, there has been talks of a feature or stage adaption.” Abbey Eichorn, who plays ‘Anya’, has been performing since age six, taking voice lessons, dance classes, and performing in plays such as The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

An amazing amalgamation of smut and song, if you enjoy porn and musicals (and who doesn’t?) then Porn: The Musical is for you!

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For more info:

Porn: The Musical on Facebook and pornthemusicalfilm@gmail.com

Meghan Malone on Instagram: meghanbree: Twitter: @meghanb23

Abbey Eichorn on Instagram and Twitter: @abbeynormally

Ho-stess’s PS– Here the actual Porn Musical I considered auditioning for, but chickened out because I wasn’t sure my voice was up to snuff. Regret not having the balls to give it a go back then, but dang…The folks they did cast ROCKED IT!!! (And at least I didn’t end up on the blooper reel. ;)) xo


Karnal Kombat Episode 6: This Ain’t Game of Thrones vs. A Wet Dream on Elm Street

It’s been a while, but I was finally able to get back in the studio and krank out a new Karnal Kombat Episode. I know Game of Thrones is probably stretching (hehe ;)) the definition of Ho-rror a bit, but it was really hard (hehe, xs 2 ;)) to concentrate on anything else ’round finale time. 😉 xoxoxo

GOTPORNO

 

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