#TataTuesday: The “Print Isn’t Dead” Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Monique Parent in Supermodel Magazine (2015)

Pamela Anderson in Paper (2016)

Rose McGowan in Flaunt (2014)

Miley Cyrus in Plastik (2015)

Stockings & Garter Belts: The Ho-siery Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, King o’Kink!! 😉 xoxo)

Featuring: Rhonda Shear, Jenny McCarthy, Tim Curry, Angelina Valentine & Monique Parent.

Playboy Oct (1993)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

The Girl from the Naked Eye (2012)

The Key to Sex (1999)


Ho-stess’s PS– I was known to enjoy wearing stockings and garter belts back in my “secretary” (or teacher…or boss lady…I’ve lost track) days. 😉 xoxo

Horror Happenings: The “Scream Queens & Kings Double Feature” Edition

Salutations from the Other Side, Ho-rror Ho-mies! Yesterday, the monsters came out to play in Karloffornia with two events for fantastic film lovers: Day of the Scream Queens (and Kings) at Dark Delicacies and a screening of Hitchcock’s North by Northwest with screen legend Martin Landau! We here at Kinky Horror were fortunate enough to attend both events and we have a little taste of the greatness for you! 🙂

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4th Annual David DeCoteau’s Day of the Scream Queens (& Kings)

“For the past 30 years I have had the pleasure to work with many talented actors and actresses in Cult movies. DAY OF THE SCREAM QUEENS (& KINGS) is a celebration of our many years working together. Del and Sue of the best Horror Boutique in the world, DARK DELICACIES graciously offered their incredible store for this event. Every performer attending this event has appeared in at least one of my movies and this will be the first time in history ALL of these stars will appear together anywhere!” – David DeCoteau

Cult filmmaker David DeCoteau (Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama) returned to Burbank with a group of some of the greatest cult stars to ever creep around on the Silver Scream! In a fantastic gathering of cinematic ghouls worthy of House of Frankenstein, DeCoteau and his merry band of maniacs gave Burbank fright-seekers a chance to meet some the cultiest cult stars in Horror! The folks attending the event treated these queens and kings of horror with the respect and enthusiasm these professional scare-makers deserve. To many of us, these fine performers are bigger than the Brads and Angelinas of the world!

Here are some our petrifying pics from the event:

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The Very Beginning…

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Hordes of Fright Fans gathered for the event!

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The Legendary Adrienne Barbeau (Creepshow, Escape From New York, The Fog, Swamp Thing, Batman: The Animated Series) signs an Escape From New York Poster. Just call her Billie, everyone does.

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Felissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp) and Adrienne Barbeau in conversation. How often do you see Angela Baker and Catwoman chat?

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Scream Queen Brinke Stevens (far too many to list here!) and William Butler (Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III, Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood, Night of the Living Dead 1990), a man who has had the honor of being killed by both Jason and Leatherface!

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From left to right: Monique Parent (1313 Franchise, Helene Udy (My Bloody Valentine 1981), and Galyn Görg (Robocop II, Star Trek: Voyager) tending to fans.

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Chopping Mall director Jim Wynorski stops by.

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Laurene Landon (Maniac Cop 1 and 2) is pretty in pink.

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Robert Brian Wilson (Silent Night, Deadly Night) remains one of the best “Santas” in horror. I know our Ho-stess wouldn’t argue with that…

Brothers unite! Robert Brian Wilson and Eric Freeman (Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2) shared a table.

Brothers unite! Robert Brian Wilson and Eric Freeman (Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2) shared a table.

North by Northwest with Martin Landau!

A legend paid tribute to another legend… Martin Landau (Ed Wood, The Outer Limits, The Twilight Zone, The X-Files, 9, North By Northwest) honored beloved casting director and film memorabilia collector Marvin Paige at a screening of North by Northwest to celebrate what would’ve been Mr. Paige’s 89th birthday. The 88-year-old Mr. Landau showed very few signs of his age, remaining as sharp and spry as the best of us. Mr. Landau has been a favorite of many of us here at Kinky Horror, so it was truly extraordinary to hear him speak. On the film, Mr. Landau gave some insight on his character (apparently, he intended for him to be gay and James Mason just went with it), revealed that he was made aware of his casting in the film when Alfred Hitchcock showed him the storyboards (Hitchcock said at one point, “And here is when you enter the picture.”),  and revealed that Mr. Hitchcock made the film after feeling some disappointment in his Saboteur. Afterward, he revealed that he got the part in Woody Allen’s Crimes and Misdemeanors after telling Allen that the character Landau would eventually play should be given a human, sympathetic quality, despite the villainous things he does throughout the feature. Mr. Landau was a delight to listen to… and even did impressions of Allen and Hitchcock during the interview! When the interview was finished, Mr. Landau signed a petition to get Mr. Paige a star on the Walk of Fame. Thank you, Martin Landau and Marvin Paige.

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Martin Landau speaks!

Martin Landau speaks!

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Mr. Landau signs the petition.

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A standee of Marvin Paige.

Mr. Landau’s arrival at the Egyptian:

Marvin Page.

Marvin Page.

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Martin Landau

As a bonus, here is one of our favorite Martin Landau moments:

And check out his performance in the The Outer Limits episode, The Man Who Was Never Born, a highly underrated bit of sci-fi television.

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#WetWednesday: The “Wash My Back and Front” Edition, Part 2

I’m startin’ my atonement off right, with a lil’ help from my fiends… 😉 First up, here’s a little #WetWednesday action (posted ON TIME, I might add!! ;)), submitted (with love! :)) by Eric, our resident Slut, err, I mean, SMUTMaster Gerneral. 😉 So happy to be back ogling bewbies with you guys again…Ho-pe you’ve had an awesome Hump Day!! 😉

Prison Girls (2011)

Featuring: Jayden Jaymes, Phoenix Marie & McKenzie Lee  (I boned two out of three of ’em!! #JustSayin’ 😉 -D.P.)

(Ho-stess’s Side Note: I ho-pe you’re proud of yourself, Mr. Smutmaster!! It’s taken me over an ho-ur to post just this section bc these pics are so freaking ho-t!!! Now my wrist is all sore and shit, yet I shall persevere and finish this post…because #Horror -and #Smut– is #Important!! 😉 xoxo)

Busted (1997)

Featuring: Monique Parent & Dominick Brascia

Ch-Ch-Changes…

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I don’t know if this is obvious to Outsiders or not, but KH is eXXXperiencing a lot of change right now. It started off as a little site where I had no clue what I was doing, but I knew I loved the crap outta Ho-rror and wanted a place to eXXXpress that love. Now it’s slowly morphing into…well, the same thing, I guess, but I’m starting to get a clearer idea of what the heck is going on ’round here. 🙂

That’s a VERY good thing, btw. I’m super eXXXcited about all the great ideas my fellow Ho-rror Ho-mies have offered up on how to get things movin’ and shakin’ in these parts, and am grateful for all the folks who have offered up their Ho-rror/writing eXXXpertise to collaborate with me. Thanks so much to those Kinky Ho-s who have been there with me since Day 1 (and you know eXXXActly who you are!! 🙂 <3), and thanks in advance to everyone who is saddlin’ up with me on this eXXXpansion journey.

As the first official order of Kinky Ho Biz, I hereby decree that #MMM and #MMM Day is no more!!! (I think I must’ve had a craving for chocolate the day I came up with that one, because it sounded like a really delicious idea at the time. ;)) I think that the various cinematic Monsters I love so much deserve more than a quickie mention after my #ManMeatMonday selection, so I’m gonna give my weekly #MadMonster selection a post of its very own. (On whatever day I happen to have time to post a decent post about it…That’s how we roll up here in Kinky Ho-Land now!! ;)) There’s also a few other (rad) things in the hopper that I think you’re gonna approve of, but I’ll wait and tell you about them as they pop up. (I wouldn’t want you to blow your load too quickly, after all… ;))

Since I missed #MMM yesterday (well, I missed posting about it, anyway…It’s always Man Meat Monday in my Kinky lil’ mind… ;)), I’m gonna go ahead and combine it with your #TittyTuesday offering (just this once, though…Don’t eXXXpect to be double teamed like this all the time!! ;))

My #MMM choice this week is a classic hunk o’beef that is getting an awfully lot of (well-deserved) attention right now. I’m really glad other folks are jumping on his dick (so to speak ;)) again, too, but let it be known that I never for one second counted this seXXXy selection out.

I give you the One True Batman, and my Forever Crush #3,458: Mr. Michael “The Shit” Keaton. <33333333

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Then, now, mask, no mask…Does not matter. I would, I would, I sooooooooooo freaking would!!!! #GradeAManMeat 🙂 <33333333333333

It’s gonna take me a sec to calm down from that, so I’m gonna throw up some lovely #TuesdayTatas (“Titties” just sounds kinda crass, don’t you think?) for ya and take a moment or two by myself (if ya know what I mean… ;))

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I present you with some much overdue love for the Boo-tiful Ms. Monique Parent, whom I am very much looking forward to stalking meeting at the Second Annual Day of the Scream Queens event this weekend at Dark Delicacies. (So much Ho-rrific Awesomeness in one room…If you’re in LA you HAVE to go!!! :))

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(If you were wondering, this Gore-geous lady is Forever Crush #3,681… ;)) xoxo