No Recipes Required: The Kinky Kitchens Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by the always awesome Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie. I so dig how your monstrous mind works! 🙂 xoxo)

Kitchen Samurai

Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)

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American Werewolf In London XXX Porn Parody (2011)

Ratatouille (2007)


Pet Sematary (1989)

Ho-stess’s PS- #TBT to my Karnal Kombat review of An American Werewolf in  London XXX. (Spoiler Alert: It’s actually rad AF!! 😉 xoxo)

Swords, Blood & Boobs: The Warrior Women Edition, Part 1

First off, I’m still feeling a lil’ slow and lazy after my non-stop Japanese Jetsetting ;), so forgive me if I’m not up to my usual Tip Top Posting speed quite yet. Tomorrow is OCTOBER 1, though, so whatever lazy funkenstein I’ve let myself revel in the past couple days shall be cast ass-ide as we welcum the officially official beginning of HALLOWEEN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alas, there’s one day left in the Before Times (aka September…#pfffft), so let’s make the most of it by beho-lding some badass bewbage, shall we?? 😉 Big thanks and hugs to Smutmaster Eric for providing us with something the world could always use a lot more of: Swords, Blood, and Boobs.

Featuring: Gal Gadot, Uma Thurman, Lucy Liu, Daryl Hannah, Brigitte Nielsen & Eva Green.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

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Kill Bill (2003, 2004)

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Red Sonja (1985)

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Ho-stess’s PS– I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE me some Eva Green, and will be checking out that Miss Peregrine’s thing purely bc of her involvement. 🙂

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Ho-stess’s PPS- This seemed relatively appropriate, in a #FBF kinda way. 🙂 xoxoxo

Karnal Kombat Presents “King Dong”

(*pfffft* That’s what all the guys say… ;))

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Hiya, Ho-mies!! I’ll be taking a posting break during Comic Con, but I’ll be back to fill you in on all the happy ho-rror happenings cum this Monster Monday. ‘Til then, here’s a Lil’ Dong to help satisfy your Karnal needs… 😉 Have a wickedly wild weekend, fabulous fiends!!! 🙂 xoxoxo

Karnal Kombat Episode 4: Scream XXX

For those of you keeping track (bless you!! :)), this KK is a bit out of order. It was filmed just before Sven The Uncool Cool Vampire joined our Kinky Kingdom, and after we did our Buffy ep, I figured that should take priority. I thought about just trashing this one, but after the Scream TV teaser popped up this week I figured now was as good a time as any to remind people… 😉 xoxoxo

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