News Bleed: The “The Night SHE came home!” Edition

Jamie Lee Curtis returns for the new Halloween film…and I guess folks are eXXXcited about tha. Hollywood Reporter

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It looks like George R.R. Martin’s Nightflyers is flying near a series order! ๐Ÿ™‚ Deadline

Joe Dante, Mick Garris, and more unite for a new horror anthology entitled Nightmare Cinema. Mickey Rourke will serve as the Master of Scaremonies. ๐Ÿ™‚ย Nerdist

has joined slasher game Dead by Daylight! ๐Ÿ™‚ Dead by Daylight

Check out these creepy-cool Jigsaw posters! Coming Soon

Young horror star Lulu Wilson join’s Netflix’s The Haunting of Hill House.ย ScreenRant

The great Harry Dean Stanton has passed away. ๐Ÿ™ New York Times

#FlashbackFriday: The “G2, People” Edition

Ho-wdy, Kinky Ho-mies! Jordan Peele just made the transition from side-splitting to bone-chilling today with the release of Get Out,ย a film that currently has a shocking 100% on Rotten Tomatoes! That’s insane for any directorial debut, especially a HORROR directorial debut! Go Peele… and Horror! ๐Ÿ™‚ In ho-nor of Mr. Peele’s scary success, we thought we’d dig up a Key & Peele skit that plays with a classic ho-rror comedy…

I think most of us can agree that Gremlins 2: The New Batch is an awesomely batshit insane eXXXcercise in eXXXcess, but how did it get that way? Key & Peele have the answer in the formย Star Magic Jackson, Jr (Jordan Peele), a โ€œHollywood sequel doctor” sent by the studio to, in his own words, ” oversee things when they ’bout to drop a deuce.” Star takes over and encourages the writers to come up with the most ridiculous Gremlin they can think of. From here, we have an eXXXtremely Hell-arious bit that is funny… because every insane detail mentioned is in the actual movie!ย Oh,ย Gremlins 2…ย you’re completely bonkers! ๐Ÿ™‚

Director Joe Dante confirmed the authenticity of the skit on Twitter. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Check out the Mogwai Madness below! ๐Ÿ™‚


Your Memorial Day Gift from Me…

…is a sampling of the Q&A I was at the other day with ROGER CORMAN (yes!!!) and JOE DANTE (“Dante Out”…if you get that, I love you. ;)) You are very welcome, fellow fiends. ๐Ÿ˜‰

If this bit o’awesome sauce doesn’t fit right in with your plans for grilling up some dead cow flesh and drinking yourself into a zombie-like stupor (in true Memorial Day spirit ;)), then I have to assume you have no soul. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that, per se… ;))

Enjoy your Ho-liday festivities, Ho-mies!! xoxo