Slashy Birthday, Dear Jason!

“You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday…”

-Pamela Voorhees

Happy Birthday to the seXXXiest, man-meatiest, machete-swingingest movie monster to ever camp it up: Jason “Mah Boo” Voorhees!!! 🙂

Born on June 13th of 1946, Jason was a humble child destined for greatness. After a childhood spent at Camp Crystal Lake (mostly the lake), Jason matured faster than most children… in that he went from 11 to 30 in just five years.

They grow up so fast…

After heroically saving his town from loitering teenagers, Jason became one of the biggest icons of the ’80s. His beautiful mug was plastered on t-shits, toys, a video game for the NES, and just about everything else a ghoul could dream of. The success of Jason Voorhees really opened the doors for Undead American actors in Hollywood.
Jason lives… in the hearts and minds of us. After over 30 years of slashin’, stabbin’, and face-smashin’, the ol’ boy shows no sign of stoppin’. In fact, Jason recently made his grand return to video games, proving that he’s taken over all forms of media as easily as he took Manhattan.

Happy Birthday, Jason! We raise our machetes high in you ho-nor. xoxo

News Bleed: The “Stranger Friday” Edition

The Friday the 13th reboot has shut down and Mah Boo is not happy! 🙁 Hollywood Reporter

Stranger Things will happen on Halloween. 🙂 CBS News

Sarah Paulson is on the hunt for a serial killer in Lost Girls. 🙂 Entertainment Weekly

The Suspiria remake has finished filming and is heading Europeon Film MarketTilda Swinton and Jessica Harper together?! Sold! 🙂 Bloody Disgusting

Don’t Breathe director Fede Alvarez has formed Bad Hombre and genre fans rejoice! 🙂 Variety

The Life Super Bowl spot goes full Alien. /FILM

And on a bummer note, Mr. Richard Hatch (Battlestar Galactica) has passed away. xoxo  Bleeding Cool




NES Friday the 13th: The Movie :)

Ho-wdy, you valiant Voorhees lovers! I’m not sure about you kinky kreeps, but I happen to love the living dead poop out of the NES Friday the 13th game…

…And so does director Michael Ramova! So much so that he directed this nifty short film based on that eXXXcellent 8-bit horror show! 🙂 Funded through Indiegogo (by Friday Fiends like me :)), Mr. Ramoval did what Paramount couldn’t and brought Jason to 2017. You just can’t keep a bad ghoul down. 🙂

Check it out below, Kinky Ho-s! 🙂 xoxo

#TBT: The “Billion Dollar Voorhees” Edition

Happy Friday the 13th Eve, Ho-rror Ho-mies!!! 🙂

I don’t know about you creeps, but I’m in a shock ‘n’ roll kinda mood and there’s only one ghoul I can think of that is monster enough to ho-nor Mah Boo with some revolting rockin’ rhythms… Mr. Alice Freaking Cooper!!! 🙂

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Ol’ Black Eyes is back… but he’s not the only one…

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Talk about a Monster Mash of the highest order! 😉 In collaboration to rival David Bowie and Queen’s Under Pressure, Alice Cooper and Mah Boo joined forces in 1986, resulting in three songs created for Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives. These songs were Teenage Frankenstein (another clas-sick!), Hard Rock Summer, and the definitive anthem for Jason’s day, He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask)!

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In a time when his career was just about dead (hard to believe, I know!!), The Coop took a page from Jason’s book and rose from the grave! He’s Back applies almost as much to Mr. Cooper as it does Jason. The success of this song (and the entire Constrictor album that spawned it) served as sign that Cooper was about to return in a big way and he did just that with Poison in 1989. You just can’t keep a bad ghoul down! 🙂

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As for Mah Boo, this really was his return to the Silver Scream! Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning seemingly did what no final girl could ever do: kill off Jason for good! In his place, a two-bit copycat did the slashing! Friday Fanatics demanded the return of the slashiest movie slasher EVER and the studio obliged. He’s Back is a triumphant declaration to the fans, informing us that Jason’s back and he’s here to slay!! 😉

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To promote this beauty of a song, a video was made featuring Jason and Alice doing their  Freaky Fang! Take one part Rocky Horror Picture Show and one part Demons (1985), and you get the greatest (non-Thriller) horror music video of all time! (Unless Helena counts as ho-rror… ;)) Take it away, you gruesome twosome!

Proving that Camp Crystal Lake is still in his heart, Alice still occasionally rocks the mausoleum with this clas-sick! Here he is, performing He’s Back in 1991..

…and in 2013, proving that he and Jason are still the best musical monster buddies ever!! Mah Boo even does away with a pesky paparazzo here!

Keep that Friday Feeling alive, Ho-mies, and prepare to get yo Jason on tomorrow!! 🙂 xoxoxo

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PS- Who wore it better?

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alicemesmallNevermind…I know the answer. 😉 #NOTWORTHY!!! xoxoxo

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#MMM: The “Friday the 13th, I’m in love!” Edition!

Guess who’s cumming to town, Ho-mies…

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That’s right, Creeps! It’s Friday the 13th week here at Kinky Horror! To celebrate Mah Boo’s big day, we’re going to try to make this week as Jasontastic as possible! Let’s get this killer party started with showcasing the seXXXiest, manmeatiest movie monster in all his studliness! Freddy may be dark and tanned, but Jason has a bigger… Machete, you wonderful perverts! 😉

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Friday the 13th is almost here, Kinky Ho-mies! Happy Jason Week! 🙂 xoxoxo

Toy Story (of) 2: Jason vs Alien

Ho-wdy Ho, Ho-rror Ho-mies!! I have not one but(t) TWO beautiful Toy Stories to share with you today, both courtesy of Mr. Andrew Peters (better known ’round these parts as Mr. Goon-y Goon :)). It’s not really a VS sitch, I guess (Jason would always win…hands down, zero argument!! ;)), but more of a Double Feature of Fierceness (copyright: Tyra Banks, I ass-ume ;)). Regardless, strap yourself down and get ready for a metric-ass ton of amazing awesomeness!! (Everyone gets this eXXXcited about toys action figures, right? ;)) xoxo

NECA Classic Video Game Appearance ‘Friday the 13th’ Jason w/ Theme Music Packaging

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What better way to celebrate NECA’s thirteenth figure into their Classic Video Game Appearance series than with Jason Voorhees. But wait, didn’t they do that already? Why, yes. Yes they did. A few years ago at NYCC, they launched this line with an exclusive Jason figure with a glow in the dark mask, but you either had to attend the event or pay an outrageous price afterwards on Ebay. Well, fret no more. No only this affordable and widely available, it’s also got a slightly new paintjob and a few new accessories and something new to the packaging, so this way you aren’t getting a re-release.

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Right away you’re going to notice the coolest addition that I can see trending with this line, theme music packaging! Fans of the game will recognize the little tune from the menu screen which plays when you open it. Gotta hand it to NECA for adding that little extra to give the fans something different. Also included is the decaying, decapitated head of Mrs. Voorhees that comes with a clear stand to give her that floating appearance she has in the game! I think that is by far the neatest addition to the figure. Oh, you also get the classic axe and machete.

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Jason’s paint deco is the same, but instead of his mask glowing in the dark like the NYCC variant does, it’s painted that baby blue he wears so well in the game. Hey, I told you this wasn’t the same thing repackaged.

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Jason stands at the usual 7” inches tall and has 25 points of articulation, while Mrs. Voorhees has, well, none. She’s a floating head, what do you expect? Either way, with the new additions to the figure and the packaging, it makes it worth picking up, especially at a $25 price tag.

And now for Part DeauXXX:
NECA ¼ Scale ‘Alien’ Xenomorph
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NECA has released some great and terrifying looking figures throughout their Alien line, but their latest ¼ scale Xenomorph is both amazing and frightening. I nearly pooped myself (not something I am proud to write about) when I came home from vacation and opened the big package (tee hee) that awaited for me upon my return.

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I gotta be honest here… this is one of the most fantastic looking figures I have ever seen. The attention to detail really brings out the semi-sexual and terror from the original H.R. Giger design. This figure stands on a shelf in the corner of my hallway and sometimes at night, it feels like I’m being stalked by the creature itself. I’m telling ya, this is one might big figure. I half expect this thing to come to life and try to eat me.

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It stands at 22” (which is about two feet tall for those who couldn’t figure that out) and has nearly 30 points of articulation with a fully bendable tail, so he can be posed in all sorts of ridiculous positions. Oh and no worries. That jaw is hinged so you can open it right up and extend his killer little mouth! Not to mention, the attention to detailing is just absolutely too incredible for words. I’ve also loved the looked of the original Xeno, more so than the slight redesign in James Cameron’s sequel, especially with the semi-translucent dome. Something about an eyeless skull underneath that thing, barely visible under what looks like some kind of fogged up helmet is creepy, but also begs the question; how does the Xeno see without eyeballs? If there is anything Alien: Resurrection taught us, it’s that Xenomorphs look really stupid with eyeballs.

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This monstrosity goes for about a hundred big one, which I know seems like a lot for a figure, but you are really getting your money’s worth here. It looks like you would be placing an acid bleeding statue in your own home.

News Bleed: Mah Boo Edition!!

Hiya, Ho-rror Ho-mies, and Happy Jason Day!!!!!!! 🙂

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I’m trying to haul booty to make it to as many of the events happening tonight in Ho-nor of Mah Boo as I possibly can, but here’s a special All-Jason edition of the News Bleed for ya first!! 🙂

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For TODAY ONLY, you can pre-order a badass Friday 6 shirt from Fright Rags!!! (I got mine, bitches!!! ;))  Fright Rags

Friday Part 2…On Vinyl!!! 🙂  Waxwork Records 

NECA is releasing some sweet new Friday figures! 🙂  Friday Franchise

Sideshow is releasing a new Jason figure just in time for camping season!!! 🙂

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As if I wasn’t already pumped enough for Mortak Kombat X…YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IGN 

Why am I just now finding out James Rolfe made another Friday/NES vid???? (And some other rad Friday-related stuff, too. ;))   Cinemassacre 

Go forth and raise Heck on this frightfully fabulous Friday, my boo-tiful Kinky Ho-bots, and remember Jason <333333333’s you!!! 😉 xoxoxo

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SeXXXy Saturday Quickie. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hiya, Kinky Ho-s. 🙂

I’m on a work trip in NYC this wknd, so I probably won’t have time to do a proper posting until I get back to LA on #MMM-Day. In the meantime, I thought I’d share some happy news to hold you over: Kotobukiya has finally announced that the insanely GORE-GEOUS Jason/Freddy figurines I’ve been drooling over for ages now are very close to becoming widely available…HOORAY!!! 🙂

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Freddy is due out in Oct., and Jason is scheduled for January…FINALLY!!!! (Took them long enough to decide when I could throw my Superman wallet at ’em!!! ;)) xoxo