Driving and Parked #1: The Vehicles Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! ๐Ÿ™‚ xoxo)

Featuring: Tura Satana, Haji, Paul A. Partain, Sally Burns, Terry McMinn, William Vail, Ed Guinn, Marcus London, Britney Amber, Woody Harrelson & Juliette Lewis.

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Halloween XXX Porn Parody (2011)


Natural Born Killers (1994)

Bonus Music Video:

Deep Dark Robot – Can’t Getcha Out Of My Mind (2012)


Ho-stess’s PS#FBF to that one time I was in a car…Remember that?? #goodtimes ๐Ÿ™‚

Undressed: The Locker Room Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks for letting us know about this Carrie parody. Definitely going to check I out…and maybe Karnal Kombat it? ๐Ÿ˜‰ xoxox)

Featuring: Sarah Shevon & Annette O’Toole.

Orgy University (2013)

(A parody of Carrie nominated for 4 AVN Awards)

Cat People (1982)

(Nominated for 2 Golden Globes)


Ho-stess’s PS- I just learned this eXXXists. (I knew TILF was a thing. Just wasn’t aware they repackaged it as a “New Year’s” edition?ย Miss Kasey is such a goober… ๐Ÿ˜‰ xoxo)

 

Countdown to Halloween: The High-Powered Edition. ;)

(IT’S SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT!!! Poor choice of words when posting about a TCM parody, perhaps, but I careth not…HALLOWEEN WEEK IS SO TOTALLY -close enough to- HERE!!!!! To help us prep in traditional #SeXXXOnSunday fashion is Smustmaster Eric…Thanks for this, Kinky Ho-mie!! I can’t believe I haven’t seen this one yet, but I’m so in now!! #ThatsWhatHeSaid… ๐Ÿ˜‰ xoxo)

The Texas Vibrator Massacre (Rob Rotten, 2008)

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A group of friends take a detour while traveling through rural Texas and encounter a vibrator-wielding maniac and his family.

Featuring: Roxy Deville, Daisy Tanks, Rob Rotten, Ruby Knox, Seth Dickens, Bella Lynn, Jack Vegas, Jamie Elle, Leatherface & Herschel Savage.

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#AssWednesday: The “No Pants Are the Best Pants” Edition, Part 2.

(Submitted for your #AssWednesday viewing pleasure by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, my awesomely Kinky Ho-mie!! ๐Ÿ™‚ xoxo)

Featuring: Angelina Jolie, Kevin Bacon, Bo Derek, Claire Danes, Gemma Arterton & Sophie Dee.

sponge Wanted (2008)

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A frustrated office worker learns that he is the son of a professional assassin, and that he shares his father’s superhuman killing abilities.
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Hollow Man (2000)

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Scientists discover how to make people invisible, but their test subject becomes an insane killer who stalks them.

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10 (1979)

10m A Hollywood lyricist goes through a mid-life crisis and becomes infatuated with a sexy, newly married woman.

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Shopgirl (2005)

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The story of a complex love triangle between a bored salesgirl, a wealthy businessman and an aimless young man.

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Tamara Drewe (2010)

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A young newspaper writer returns to her hometown in the English countryside, where her childhood home is being prepped for sale.

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A Wet Dream on Elm Street (2011)

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When the inhabitants of Elm Street are overcharged for sex toys by their local sex toy dealer, Freddy, they decide to retaliate by burning him and his dildos down. The charred clerk returns… and he’s horny!

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Ho-stess’s PS– Since Eric brought it up… I LOVE Wet Dream!!! Here’s a “classic ” Karnal Kombat ep, ICYMI. ๐Ÿ™‚ xoxo

Karnal Kombat Episode 4: Scream XXX

For those of you keeping track (bless you!! :)), this KK is a bit out of order. It was filmed just before Sven The Uncoolย Cool Vampire joined our Kinky Kingdom, and after we did our Buffy ep, I figured that should take priority. I thought about just trashing this one, but after the Scream TV teaser popped up this week I figured now was as good a time as any to remind people… ๐Ÿ˜‰ xoxoxo

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An Exxx-periment in Torture… ;)

So, posting those Siskel and Ebert #TBT vids inspired me to go ahead and post something I’ve been sitting on for a week or so now. I’ve started shooting actual vids for this site (dancing/bewb flash vids don’t count!! ;)), and here, for your enjoyment (or not ;)), is the first of ’em. It’s a lil’ something I like to kall, “Karnal Kombat”, because alliteration is super seXXXy to me. (We all have our lil’ Kinks, after all… ;)).

I’ve already filmed a couple more of these (and some normal interviews with Ho-rror/Porn-y folks, too! :)), but I’m still working on adding clips and such to make ’em all snazzy-like. It’s kind of a process (or maybe I’m just not a tech-whiz…who’s to say, really? ;)), so in the meantime here’s my “bare bones” (hehe ;)) intro ep for ya. Enjoy (or don’t, and be tortured by it instead…Either way it’s a win-win!! ;)) xoxox