Driving and Parked #1: The Vehicles Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! πŸ™‚ xoxo)

Featuring: Tura Satana, Haji, Paul A. Partain, Sally Burns, Terry McMinn, William Vail, Ed Guinn, Marcus London, Britney Amber, Woody Harrelson & Juliette Lewis.

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

Halloween XXX Porn Parody (2011)


Natural Born Killers (1994)

Bonus Music Video:

Deep Dark Robot – Can’t Getcha Out Of My Mind (2012)


Ho-stess’s PS#FBF to that one time I was in a car…Remember that?? #goodtimes πŸ™‚

#MasturbationMonday: The Amity Island Edition

(Full Disclosure: This was supposed to be a #SeXXXOnSunday post, but the Super Bowl was seXXXy enough, so I figured ya’ll wouldn’t mind me ho-lding off for a day. πŸ˜‰Β Big hugs to Smutmaster Eric for this fabulously fapworthy post.Β πŸ™‚ Β xoxo)

This Ain’t Jaws XXX (2012)

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First Day w/ Lily Labeau & Danny Wylde.

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Later…

A Swim.

(Spoiler: It’s Her Last!)

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Next Day w/ Phoenix Marie & Rocco Reed.

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Later…

Some HLA w/ Alexis Ford & Jayden Cole.

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Next Day w/ Evan Stone, Alexis Ford & Dale DaBone.

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That Night.

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Last Day.

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Bad CGI Alert!

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The End.

Ho-stress’s PS- One more bit o’ #MasturbationMonday inspiration for ya:

#SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!! πŸ˜‰ xoxo

Karnal Kombat Episode 6: This Ain’t Game of Thrones vs. A Wet Dream on Elm Street

It’s been a while, but I was finally able to get back in the studio and krank out a new Karnal Kombat Episode. I know Game of Thrones is probably stretching (hehe ;)) the definition of Ho-rror a bit, but it was really hard (hehe, xs 2 ;)) to concentrate on anything else ’round finale time. πŸ˜‰ xoxoxo

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#TBT: My Girlfriend’s a Vampire (Totally NSFW BTW :)

Heck, this whole site is probably NSFW, but since this particular post is a bit more graphic than normal, I figured I should at least warn ya. πŸ™‚

If you’re bold enough to continue this lil’ walk down Mammory Lane with me, I present you with today’s #TBT offering. It’s the skinematic classic, My Girlfriend’s a Vampire, “starring” (not really :)) your Fiend-ly Neighborhood Spider Baby, Miss Die-ana Prince (billed as Kasey Kroft in this particular picture).mgav2mgav.

(That’s me waaaaaay down there in the corner, ya see… ;))

This was filmed back in the Dark Ages of my early porn days, when I literally had no clue what was going on ever. I basically just showed up and did what I was told without ever being sure quite what I was getting into until I got to set. That’s why I’d completely forgotten this (blood) sucker eXXXisted; I didn’t even know it was supposed to have a plot (n’stuff) til I was just told to go do it. Apparently I was supposed to be a Vampire Hunter (or something… ;)). All I really remember is that I got to wear some badass gloves:

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(Holy. Cow. I cannot believe I was EVER that skinny!!! Go eat a sammich, gurl!!! Slaying -or whatever- takes strength!!! ;))

I was reminded of all this recently whilst doing some research for an upcoming ep of Karnal Kombat. I was trying to find some obscure Vampire titles, and voila!! I thought about adding it to my KK Kue, but I figured it’d be too torturous to sit through, so I’d spare myself the pain. πŸ˜‰ If you happen to be a true masochist, though (props to you!!! ;)), here’s a little teaser preview for your viewing “pleasure”. πŸ˜‰

You can see the rest here if you’re truly a degenerate (again, yay for you!! ;)). Personally, I’m not quite hardcore enough to tolerate that eXXXtreme level of torture…ZERO HORRORGASMS for this #TBT (though I might be a lil’ biased with this one… ;))

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(Very practical Slayer-wear… ;)) xoxoxo

“Two to Go…” ;)

If you get that reference, I sincerely love you!! If not…

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Today I’m hauling booty trying to get some vids posted, with the most important one being the interview I did with legendary Scream Queen Jill Schoelen. (It’s her birthday today!!!! πŸ™‚ <3333333) There is a LOT to sort through on that, so first here’s the latest ep of Karnal Kombat for ya. πŸ™‚

Originally I brought ChadΒ Sven in just to do a guest appearnace giving the vampire POV for “Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX”. We had a blast, though (not in THAT way, pervs!! ;)), so I think he’s going to be joining me in future eps…Yay! πŸ™‚

I’ve got another KK ep in the hopper, but it’s just a lowly ol’ solo ep, so I figured it’d be better to post ’em out of order. That way you get an idea of who this Sven dude is for neXXXt time!! πŸ™‚

PS- Barbara Steele’s going to be doing a Q&A tonight in Hollywood!!! Eeeek!!! So much Ho-rrific awesomeness, so little time!!!!!! πŸ™‚ xoxoxo

Karnal Kombat Ep. 3: Because Why Not? (And #TataTuesday :)

Hiya, Ho-miebots! I know I JUST posted one of these suckers, but I had this one ready to go, so I figured “what the heck” and decided to go on and throw it up here. (I’m eXXXperimenting with some new features, so bare with me as I find my groove thang with this, please! I love you guys for caring enough to check ’em out!! :))

And since it’s #TataTuesday, here’s a lil’ boobie break for you, courtesy of Camille Keaton in the ORIGINAL I Spit on Your Grave…Happy Tuesday, my Kink-tastic Ho-mies! πŸ™‚ xoxo

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Karnal Kombat Ep. 2: Friday the 13th XXX vs. Walking Dead XXX…

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Hiya, Ho-miebots! I took a few days off to enjoy the rare/awesome rain here in Horrorwood, but now it’s time to get back to the gore grind. πŸ™‚ This is a belated ep of KK, which I actually thought I wasn’t going to post at all, due to being a tipsy dum dum during shooting. (I was celebrating the beauty and wonder of Friday the 13th…I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;))

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However, when I shot part 3 (which will be posted within the next day or 2), I realized it made zero sense without this one included, so screw it. Here’s your drinking game edition of Karnal Kombat. Enjoy! (Preferably with a handy -hehe- supply of Jeebus Juice by your side… ;)). xoxo