Sinful: The Churches Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric, who’s having to deal with Evil Irma’s wrath today…Stay safe, ho-mie. We’re all praying fer ya! Ps- PROM NIGHT II!!!! You rule, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Lisa Schrage, Wendy Lyon, Lindsay Lohan, Alicia Rachel Marek, Pirates & Keanu Reeves.

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

Machete (2010)

The Fog (1980)

John Wick (2014)

Equine: The Giddyup Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, on behalf of myself, and whoever keeps cumming to this site searching for “horse pussy”. 😉 xoxo)

giddyupFeaturing: Jennifer Connelly, Muriel Montossé, Jamie Foxx, Amanda Plummer & Possessed Rocking Horse.  (#Fuck. #Yes. :))

Career Opportunities (1991)

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Cecilia (1983)

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Django Unchained (2012)

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8½ Women (1999)

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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

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(Ho-stess’s Side Note: I FREAKING LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all. ;))


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Ho-stess’s Bonus: Putin and Trump (and I’m pretty sure zero Photoshop… ;))


Ho-stess’s Bonus Bonus: Prom Night II nudity…because it’s awesome and you could probably use a palate cleanser. 😉 xoxo


Undressed: The Locker Room Edition, Part 3

(#SeXXXySunday, anyone? EXXXtra gigantic hugs to Smutmaster Eric for putting together this little pictorial for us, featuring one of my very favorite fright films!!!! :))


Featuring: Wendy Lyon, Kirsten Dunst & Kasey (aka your Ho-stess, back when I just went by my first name for some strange reason…EXXXtra, eXXXtra gigantic hugs to Smutmaster for diggin’ up that hidden gem!! 😉 xoxo)

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

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Bring It On (2000)bringiton1 bringiton2 bringiton3 bringiton4 bringiton5

T.I.L.F. (2007)

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(#tenniesonfleek ;))

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Ho-stess’s Side Note: I love the living poop out of Prom Night 2!! I saw it when I was little, and fell IN LOVE with Mary Lou/Evil Vicki. The poster is probably my very favorite of all time (it’s so beautiful!! :)), and to this day I can’t walk through a locker room without sliding my fingers down lockers seductively and whispering “a wop bob a loo bop…” (#NotEvenKidding.)

Here’s a bit o’ Random Ass Trivia for ya: The very first thing I ever tried to shoot for Kinky Horror was a Hello Mary Lou review. I never posted it anywhere, and don’t think I have the footage any more, but I do have this: kinkyho

That’s TOTALLY HML in the background!!! #goodtimes 🙂