American Horror Toy Story: The “Comic Con Job” Edition

Welcome back, pop-cultured creatures! Comic Con once again brought us some Fang-tastically freaky fright toys, so we’ve gathered up the ones that have us screamin’ the most! As far as we know, none of these toys are possessed with the spirit of a killer… I guess nothing’s perfect. 😉

Here are Comic Con’s most terror-ific toys!

NECA brings the most Horror with frightening new toys for Evil Dead, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Child’s Play, Gremlins, and Friday the 13th! 🙂 Toyark

Behold the many, many new Super-Goodies from DC! Nerdist

Guillermo del Toro’s fantastical films get some fantastical figures. 🙂 Bleeding Cool

Great Balls of Terror! Mondoids are a scream! 🙂 Bloody Disgusting

Who ya gonna call? THE NINJA BUSTERS!! 🙂 io9

Evil Dead‘s Ash and Hellraiser‘s Pinhead are getting the Kotobukiya Bishoujo treatment. 🙂 Crunchyroll


Game over, Man… these Alien vs. Predator Arcade Game Figures are amazing! 🙂 Scified

Coraline, ParaNorman, and other LAIKA favorites will be given some sweet new toys from NECA. 🙂 ScienceFiction

News Bleed: The “Hellboy in Shock-o-Scope” Edition

The ABSOLUTELY AMAZING Popcorn finally slashes its way to Blu-ray! 🙂 Dread Central (And Jill Schoelen continues to be gorgeous/awesome. ;)) #WCE!! 🙂

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**Piping Hawt Popcorn Trivia: Crispin “Jimmy Mortimer” Glover’s dad is in this, too!! :)**

Check out the first panty-melting image from Cult of Chucky. (I knew he did it! ;)) Bloody Disgusting

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Warner Bros. plans an Attack on Titan! 🙂 Deadline

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Mark Hamill, Jeffrey Combs, and my Dorktasticly Delicious bud Mr.Tyler Nicol all lend their voices to an eldritch Howard Lovecraft and the Undersea Kingdom.  🙂 Bleeding Cool

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Guillermo del Toro needs your votes for Hellboy III!  Hollywood Reporter

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Shin Godzilla is nominated for 11 Japanese Academy Awards, including Best Picture! Take a bow, Big G! 🙂 Scified

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News Bleed. :)

To the best of my knowledge none of these are April Fool’s Jokes…but you can never be too sure this time of year. 😉 xo

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Meet Your New Casey Jones, bitches!! 😉  Polygon

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Leatherface is sounding a lil’ silly, but at least now I now officially have moist panties for it, regardless. 😉  Deadline 

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Hannibal Happenings:The Guillermo del Toro  Edition.  Shock ‘Til You Drop

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The Puppet Master comic is finally out!! (Unless this is just one of those wacky pranks Charles Band is so famous for… ;))  Comic Monsters

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Dying Light gets festive! 🙂  Kotaku

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