Happy Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother’s Day to all you morbidly majestic mummies out there! Today’s your day, so relax and don’t lose your head!

Here’s to mothers everywhere, whether they be artistic…
…Fashionable…

…A tad over-protective…

…Old-fashioned…
…Dramatic…

…Rational…

…Cheery…
…Irritable…

…A real witch…
…Or Just plain weird.
A toast to mothers….
...Stepmothers…
…Mother figures…

…And Other Mothers.
From of us here at Kinky Horror…



 



 

News Bleed: The “Ripley vs. Re-Animator” Edition

The Friday the 13th game gets a release date…and it’s soon!!!! Rejoice, Friday fiends!!
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Arrow Video re-animates Re-Animator with a brand-new Collector’s Edition! 🙂 JoBlo
The Predator‘s hunt has been moved up to Summer 2018. MOVIEWEB

The truth is still out there… The X-Files returns… again! 🙂 The New York Times
Sigourney Weaver resurrected Ripley for Stephen ColbertBloody Disgusting

And, sadly, Hammer Horror star Yvonne Monlaur has passed away. 🙁 Horror Society

And Erin Moran has also passed away…R.I.P., Shortcake. 🙁 CNN


News Bleed: The “Make Gotham Great Again” Edition

Mark Hamill reads Trump Tweets as the Joker and maintains his place as the jokiest Joker ever. 🙂 Hollywood Reporter
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American Horror Story will be creeping through 2019! 🙂 Entertainment Weekly

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Who better to wish us a happy Friday the 13th than Kane Hodder? 🙂 Bloody Disgusting

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Time to go back to the House on Haunted Hill… Twice! 🙂 Dread Central

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See more of the Eighth Wonder of the World with this Japanese Kong: Skull Island trailer! 🙂 Screen Crush

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William Peter Blatty has passed away. 🙁 New York Times

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After 146 years, Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus finally close the curtain on “The Greatest Show on Earth.” 🙁 NPR

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And because I don’t want to leave you on a bummer note, here’s some cl-ass-is Vinny P to brighten your day. 🙂 xoxo

Let’s Party Like it’s Friday the 13th…

…because it is!! 😉

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It took me all day to get this perfection ready to post, but as you will see it was sooooooooooo worth the effort!! 😉 Gotta jet right now or I’m gonna be late for tonight’s plethora of F13 Fan Festivities (which I’ll surely Snap/Instastory about, if you wanna join me ;)), so I’m just gonna leave this here, and we can discuss it upon my return. 😉

Happy Jason’s Day, Kinky Ho-mies!! 🙂 xoxox
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Black Friday (1940)

(In what is quite clearly an act of blasphemy, Mr. Dr. Anton Phibes dared submit a Friday the 13th post that is not remotely related to Mah Boo!! After fighting the urge to machete some sense into him, I decided to take the high route and reward the lad’s courage…But don’t let it happen again, Phibes!!! 😉 xoxo)

Happy Friday the 13th to all you wonderful fright fiends out there!

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Considered by many to be the unluckiest day on the calendar, Friday the 13th’s dreadful reputation has excited the imagination and aroused the superstition of many for eons. For horror lovers, this is the time to honor masked maniac Jason Voorhees and the Friday the 13th film series. As fond as I am of the inimitable Mr. Voorhees, I feel I have very little to say that hasn’t been said countless times before. Jason is a very popular ghoul and is so frequently discussed on this site and others that any thoughts I have would be simply redundant. Just know that I love that camp creep dearly and will always watch one of his fright features on this most unlucky of days. However, for this particular Friday the 13th, I thought I’d spotlight something a little different…

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Black Friday (1940) is the last Universal picture to feature both Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi. The main action of the film takes place on Friday the Thirteenth and concerns Dr. Ernest Sovac (played by Karloff), a brilliant neurosurgeon who transplants the brain of dead gangster Red Cannon (Stanley Ridges) into the body of Prof, George Kingsley (also Ridges) in an attempt to save his life. When Sovac learns that the deceased criminal  had $500,000 in ill-gotten gains stashed away, he plans to probe that inform from Kingsley when he recovers, surmising that his new brain must retain the knowledge of its previous owner. Unfortunately, the operation had the unexpected side effect of completely transforming the kindly professor into the murderous gangster. With a new body and a mind on fire, Red Cannon is now free to exact his revenge on those who have wronged him.

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This cast of this particular picture played a bit musical chairs. Bela Lugosi was originally cast as Dr. Sovac and Boris Karloff as Kingsley/Cannon, Instead, Karloff played Sovac, Stanley Ridges played Kingsley/Cannon, and Lugosi ended up in the somewhat minor role of gangster Eric Marnay, once again getting the short end of stick as often did with Universal. While the exact reason for this is unknown, the most common (and most likely) explanation is that Karloff was great the kindly Kingsley, but horrendous as the hardboiled, Cagney-like Cannon, so he was recast as the mad doctor. Lugosi is given very little do, to the point where he doesn’t even get to share a scene with Karloff! Karloff is fine, but the grand surprise of this picture is Stanley Ridges. Ridges was generally a secondary player, but in this rare leading performance, he was pretty darn terrific! Pulling a Jekyll-and-Hyde, Ridges is not only convincing as both personalities, but nearly unrecognizable without even relying on heavy make-up! The transformation is wonderfully subtle and relies almost entirely on Ridges.BlackFriday8

Happy Friday the 13th and may you have the best of luck.

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#MMM: The “Friday the 13th, I’m in love!” Edition!

Guess who’s cumming to town, Ho-mies…

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That’s right, Creeps! It’s Friday the 13th week here at Kinky Horror! To celebrate Mah Boo’s big day, we’re going to try to make this week as Jasontastic as possible! Let’s get this killer party started with showcasing the seXXXiest, manmeatiest movie monster in all his studliness! Freddy may be dark and tanned, but Jason has a bigger… Machete, you wonderful perverts! 😉

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Friday the 13th is almost here, Kinky Ho-mies! Happy Jason Week! 🙂 xoxoxo

News Bleed: The Monsters Forever Edition.

Usually I like to save the bummer news til the end of these posts, but we’ve been so bombarded with craptastical crap lately that I figured I’d get the sad stuff out of the way first. That way we can just start looking fwd to frighteningly fun stuff! 🙂 Here we go…

Michu Meszaros (AlfBig Top Pee -Wee) has passed away. 🙁  BBC

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Janet Waldo (aka Judy Jetson) has also passed away. 🙁 NY Times

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Lois Duncan has also passed away. 🙁  New Republic

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(Only slightly relevant, but it’s forever my ultimate 4th of July movie, so it totally stays. ;))

And, last but not least, one of my favorite Tumblr pals, Monsterman has also passed away. 🙁 His blog was/is amazing, and all Monster Lovers should definitely check it out…Mosterously big hugs to his fam and fans, who are all missing him very much. #MonstersForever xoxoxo

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Grrr…So much sadness!!! Let’s move on to the frivolous fun stuff now, ok??

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Yeah, yeah…HAPPY STUFF!!!!! 😉

Watch (almost ;)) 5 minutes of the upcoming, badass, cannot-wait-for-it Friday the 13th game!! (I helped this sucka out on Kickstarter, btw, so my pic or something is going to be in it somewhere…#SOBLESSED!!!!!!!! :)) Friday 13th Franchise

G.L.O.W., which I was unhealthily obsessed with when I was ten or so, IS CUMMING BACK!!!!!!!!!! All glory to Netflixxx!!!! 🙂 PW Torch

(Vine was my fave, fyi. :))

Our loooooooooong wait for a film adaptation of The Killing Joke is finally (almost ;)) over!! 🙂 Nerdist

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Wonder Woman turns 75, is still totally milf-y. 😉 Comic Book Resources

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(And I so bought these babies to celebrate…Huzzah for Retail Therapy!!! ;))

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Weird…They spelled “Tom Welling” wrong. 😉 GQ

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Have a beautiful, un-sad weekend, Kinky Ho-mies. Here’s one more #FridayFlashback to set things off to a slaying start!! 😉 xoxo

(They so should’ve used this in the movie…It’s glorious!!! :))

Friday the 13th: The M-ass-ter Post.

Happy High Ho-le-y Day, Kinky Ho-mies!! Ho-pe you’re observing Jason’s Day by watching some of his killer kl-ass-ics. I know a lot of folks are watching the murderous marathon on Spike, which I support…in theory. Alas, they butcher the heck out of these movie masterpieces, so I figured I’d make up for their treason by showing you a lil’ of what you’re missing if you’re watching the series on basic cable. Here are some of the “high points” (get it? ;)) in each of the Friday flicks.. Enjoy, and have a very Happy Friday the 13th, Fellow Friday Freaks!! 🙂 xoxo

Part 1: The OG started with baby steps…

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Part 2 took things up a notch…

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VITAL UPDATE!!!! @FlushGorden is right…This belongs here.

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Carry on… 😉 xo

Part 3: So real you can practically grab ’em!! 😉

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Part 4: My favorite dude and dudette of the franchise are both in this oneand they both show the goods!! 😉

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(Ho-norable mention to the twins’ twins… 😉

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(Lucky bitch!!! ;))

Part 5: These happy moments took away some of the heart wrenching pain of the opening scene…#RevengeForJoey!!!

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Part 6: It just now occurred to me that there’s no nudity in this one!! Weird, but it’s still an awesome installment, so here’s the trailer and some love for The Coop instead. 🙂

Part 7: #GirlPower!!

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Part 8: Even Jason needs a vacay sometimes… 😉

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(Not nekkid but still hot. :))

Part 9: The Franchise Goes to Hell… 😉 

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Jason X: “We love premarital sex!!” 🙂

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Freddy vs Jason: Please bitch. No contest. 🙂

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That Thing They Shat Out in 2009: “Perfect nipple placement.” (That’s my say something positive… ;))

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Ho-stess’s Bonus: #FBF tribute to Mah Boo. 🙂 <333

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VITAL UPDATE #2: This year’s Friday the 13th ho-mage pic…Jic it gets taken down from IG. 😉 xoxo

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News Bleed: Mah Boo Edition!!

Hiya, Ho-rror Ho-mies, and Happy Jason Day!!!!!!! 🙂

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I’m trying to haul booty to make it to as many of the events happening tonight in Ho-nor of Mah Boo as I possibly can, but here’s a special All-Jason edition of the News Bleed for ya first!! 🙂

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For TODAY ONLY, you can pre-order a badass Friday 6 shirt from Fright Rags!!! (I got mine, bitches!!! ;))  Fright Rags

Friday Part 2…On Vinyl!!! 🙂  Waxwork Records 

NECA is releasing some sweet new Friday figures! 🙂  Friday Franchise

Sideshow is releasing a new Jason figure just in time for camping season!!! 🙂

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As if I wasn’t already pumped enough for Mortak Kombat X…YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IGN 

Why am I just now finding out James Rolfe made another Friday/NES vid???? (And some other rad Friday-related stuff, too. ;))   Cinemassacre 

Go forth and raise Heck on this frightfully fabulous Friday, my boo-tiful Kinky Ho-bots, and remember Jason <333333333’s you!!! 😉 xoxoxo

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Karnal Kombat Ep. 2: Friday the 13th XXX vs. Walking Dead XXX…

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Hiya, Ho-miebots! I took a few days off to enjoy the rare/awesome rain here in Horrorwood, but now it’s time to get back to the gore grind. 🙂 This is a belated ep of KK, which I actually thought I wasn’t going to post at all, due to being a tipsy dum dum during shooting. (I was celebrating the beauty and wonder of Friday the 13th…I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;))

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However, when I shot part 3 (which will be posted within the next day or 2), I realized it made zero sense without this one included, so screw it. Here’s your drinking game edition of Karnal Kombat. Enjoy! (Preferably with a handy -hehe- supply of Jeebus Juice by your side… ;)). xoxo