Happy Birthday, Crispin Glover & Clint Howard!! :)

Happy Birthday to two site favorites: Clint Howard and Crispin Glover!

Both Mr. Glover and Mr. Howard are among the most beloved actors in the world of cult cinema. Neither one is your average leading man, but they’d be far less intriguing if they were.

Crispin Glover is one of the most unique personalities in cinema. He has appeared in blockbuster crowd-pleasers, but his heart clearly lies with the darker, challenging side of film. As an artist in many fields, Mr. Glover is always provocative and has the uncanny ability to perturb viewers in fascinating ways. While the average film-goer may recognize him as the nebbish father in Back to the Future, Glover’s acting work has included everything from slasher films (Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter), art films (Dead Man), big-budget fantasy (Alice in Wonderland), offbeat crime films (Wild at Heart), black comedies (Nurse Betty), and other varied films. No matter the film, Glover always brings an intensity and strange quality that is all his own. Glover has brought his surreal talents to directing with What Is It? and It Is Fine! Everything Is Fine, both part of a planned “It” trilogy. There’s no denying that Glover is a true original.

Clint Howard will (to the general public, anyway) always be known simply as “Ron Howard’s brother”,  but has Ron had memorable roles on three different versions of Star Trek? No, but Clint sure has! In fact, Clint has had a pretty legendary career in his own right. Starting in 1963, Clint Howard has been in… well, just about everything. Mr. Howard is the ultimate character actor. He’s been in countless iconic television shows, horror movies (including The Ice Cream Man, a favorite of our fearless ho-stess!), comedies (the first two Austin Powers movies, among many others.), has gone face-to-face with Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy on the original Star Trek series, and was Roo (!) in two Disney Winnie the Pooh shorts! In 1998, Howard won the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award. It was clearly a gag, but it shouldn’t have been. Clint Howard has been around for over four decades and has produced many roles and moments that will be remembered by fans forever. If that isn’t award-worthy, we don’t know what is.

 In honor of these two eccentric gentlemen, we thought it would be appropriate to have a little music… performed by the birthday boys, of course! The first is a new wave rocker performed by Clint Howard and the Kempsters, the second is Crispin Glover doing his best (and the all-time best) Olivia Newton-John in The Orkly Kid. Both performances are delightfully strange, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Happy Birthday, Boys!


#ManMeatMonday: The Legendary Edition.

Hiya, Kinky Ho-mies! If you follow along on any of my “social media” (as the kiddies say ;)), you already know I have zero choice but to gush (hehe ;)) about the two legendary legends I was fortunate enough to meet (and hug! :)) over the weekend.

The first Hunk o’ Man Meat being offered up today is one Mr. Clint “Freaking” Howard. 🙂 I have crushed on him for yeeeeeeeeears now, and not only did I finally get to meet him (yay!!! :)), but he was also kind enough to sit down with me for an eXXXclusive Kinky Ho-rror interview!! (EXXXtra yay!!! :))


I am so happy to report that The Ice Cream Man is every bit as sweet (get it?? ;)), charming, and unapologetically unique as we’d all ho-ped he’d be. I’m ho-ping to get the interview footage edited into something watchable this week (we chatted a long time, so there’s lots to go through! :)), so I can post it here to share with my Kinky Ho-bots ASAP.


Your second slice of sensual sustenance is Curry flavored!! (My cheese factor knows no bounds!!! ;))


That’s right, my lil’ Ho-bots…I got to meet Wadsworth/Pennywise/Darkness/Dr. Frank-N-Furter/Long John Silver (I love Muppet Treasure Island and I’m not ashamed to admit it!!! ;)) himself, the beyond Legend-ary Mr. Tim “Also Freaking” Curry!!!

He was so unbelievably kind and patient to all the gazillions of fans waiting to greet him at The Hollywood Show. It was Mr. Curry’s very first convention appearance ever, and us lowly civilians and teh fancy celebri-types were equally eXXXcited to get the chance to tell him ho-w much he has meant to all of us over the years.


I didn’t want to take up too much of his time, so I just kinda gave him hugs and told him he was a sincere icon and that I was too ho-nored for words to meet him. I ho-nestly felt bad for forcing him to take a pic with me; it had already been such a long day for him! I felt so selfish shoving myself next to him to get my Ultimate Clue Fangirl Wet Dream Shot, but I knew I’d regret it for the neXXXt 10,000 years if I didn’t. So, I got my silly (yet badass/awesome/forever-treasured :)) pic taken and hustled away to let all his other admirers have a chance to bug him, too. 😉

I left wondering if he resented me for taking up his time and shoving my wannabe- Yvette bewbage in his face, but it turns out I needn’t have worried. He was so incredibly sweet that he sent someone to track me down to give me this message, which genuinely made me cry happy tears:


I’m tearing up just thinking about it again…It was so surprising and touching, and a genuine relief to know I hadn’t bothered him too much!! 🙂

In ho-nor of this Weekend of Wonderousness, I present you with some bonus (me-free :)) shots of this week’s Manly Meatiness…They’re finger-lickin’ good!!! 😉 xoxox



(Pretty sure that answers that…#RAWWWWWWWWWWR!!! 🙂 xoxo)



(A-freaking-men, interwebz!! :))

In the Mirror: The Reflections Edition, Part 2

I’m still on a Super High from finally meeting CLINT HOWARD last night (all the squee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), so you’ll have to eXXXcuse me if my mind isn’t cum-pletely focused on work right now. 🙂 🙂 🙂


(Blurry and derpy, I know, but I so don’t care!!!  It still reps eXXXtreme awesomeness, so lots of hugs and love to Mr. Tygrr to capturing this happy moment for me. xoxo 🙂

If you were wondering, Mr. Ho-ward was as awesome as I’d ho-ped he’d be. (If not more so, believe it or not!! :)) Soooo much more on him later (I think I’m really, really interviewing him very soon…yay!!!! :)),  but for now, here’s a lovely photo set put together by our Smutmaster General, Eric. Thanks so much for this, Mr. E., and for the amazingly thoughtful (and timely!! ;)) birthday gifts…Pics soon for ya, I super promise!! 🙂 xoxo


(Side Note: Check out the movie he was promoting, The Funhouse Massacre, which also stars my bday twin, Robert Englund:

And, from now on, June 8 is officially Clint Ho-ward Day…ReXXX Manning Day can suck it!! 😉 Now back to our regularly scheduled programming… 🙂 xoxo)

In the Mirror: The Reflections Edition, Part 2 (by Eric :))

Featuring: Asia Argento, Jamie Lee Curtis, Mary Beth Rubens, & Anaïs Demoustier.

Scarlet Diva (2000, 2002 US)


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Prom Night (1980)

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The New Girlfriend (2015, US)


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w/ Jamie Lee Curtis & Diana Prince (Dude!! It’s an ho-nor to be mentioned in the same post as JLC. EXXXtra thanks for that!! 😉 xoxox)

Mother’s Boys (1994)


My Mom, The Hooker (2012)

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#WetWednesday: The Swimming Pool Edition, Part 2.

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, of corpse! 😉 Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie!! 🙂 xoxo)


Featuring: Anikka Albrite, Maddy O’Reilly & Maika Monroe.

The Long Hard Ride (2014)

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It Follows (2015)


A young woman is followed by an unknown supernatural force after a sexual encounter.

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Ho-stess’s PS– It’s 4/20, which means it’s International Ho-ver Day!! (Did you think I was gonna say something else?? ;)) Happy Birthday to two of my very fave actors, Mr. Crispin Glover (who just signed on for Starz’s American Gods…yay!!) and Mr. Clint Ho-ward (who will be at Monsterpalooza in Hell-A this weekend!! *squeeeeeeee!!!*) Ho-w fitting that their mutual birthday falls on #WetWednesday, amirite?? 😉

These vids rep the precise moments I fell in forever-lust with these uniquely badass beauties…I dare you to watch them and not get wettified!! 😉 xoxo