Undressed: The Locker Room Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks for letting us know about this Carrie parody. Definitely going to check I out…and maybe Karnal Kombat it? 😉 xoxox)

Featuring: Sarah Shevon & Annette O’Toole.

Orgy University (2013)

(A parody of Carrie nominated for 4 AVN Awards)

Cat People (1982)

(Nominated for 2 Golden Globes)

Ho-stess’s PS- I just learned this eXXXists. (I knew TILF was a thing. Just wasn’t aware they repackaged it as a “New Year’s” edition? Miss Kasey is such a goober… 😉 xoxo)


#SexOnSunday: The Streets of L.A. Edition

(Submitted by Eric…Thanks, Smutmaster!! 🙂 xoxo)

Red Light (2016)

Among her group of friends Rachel (Chanel Preston) is seen as the wallflower, but all of that changes after a chance encounter with a man she picks up crossing a street. One night Rachel’s roommate spots her car, but without her driving, and assumes that Rachel has been murdered by the man behind the wheel. The roommate and her other friends join the search to find out what really happened to her.

Featuring: Damon Dice, Kleio Valentien, Ryan Driller, Skin Diamond, Bree Daniels, Casey Calvert, Derrick Pierce and Lea Lexis


The cast did a good job at playing their parts and brought real heat to their sex scenes. Unfortunately, the plot is somewhat dull. There’s plenty of driving around to find Rachel, but these characters never stop at one interesting place, or do one really fun, or surprising thing before fucking. A few spoonfuls of humor and a better pace could have enlivened things.

Rating: Smiths, The 3.5 stars of  

#FriskyFriday: The ’70s Sexploitation Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks for starting the weekend off right, Kinky Ho-mie!! 🙂 xoxo)
The Godson (1971)

Marco is the ambitious godson of a crime boss. His attempt to quickly rise to the top leads to his downfall.

Featuring: Uschi Digard, Deborah McGuire, Jane Allyson & Lois Mitchell.

(I excluded some other women in it, but you can see them if you watch it or just look for shots.)

Bonus B&W Photos

Japanese Poster

#TataTuesday: The “Print Isn’t Dead” Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Monique Parent in Supermodel Magazine (2015)

Pamela Anderson in Paper (2016)

Rose McGowan in Flaunt (2014)

Miley Cyrus in Plastik (2015)

Health Care: The Medical Attention Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, the kinkiest ho-mie a gal could ask for. 😉 Thanks, my freaky friend! 🙂 xoxo)

The Give A Fuck Foundation (2012)

While masturbating on her off time, the hospital administrator wonders in to visit Dr. Lezley Zen M.D. After that she goes to see a patient (Michael Vegas).

Anything Else (2003)

Jerry Falk (Jason Biggs) learns a lesson the hard way when he falls head over heels in love with a beautiful but flighty girl, Amanda (Christina Ricci).

Black Dynamite (2009)

Black Dynamite (Michael Jai White) is the greatest African-American action star of the 1970s. When his only brother is killed by The Man it’s up to him to find justice.

Joy Mulligan/Stacy Adams as Nurse.

Ho-stess’s PS#TBT to my own Doctor Adventure. 🙂

#ThreesomeThursday: The Stepmom Teaches Edition

(Submitted by none other than Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot!! 🙂 xoxo)

Stop Fucking My Boyfriends Mom (2016)


India Summer loves to sneak her stepdaughter Adria Rae’s boyfriends into the sack. Damon Dice, Adria’s new boyfriend, is next in line to be her conquest. She asks her mom to not fuck her boyfriend, and India promises she’ll try.

Damon resists India’s advances in the kitchen, and goes off to find Adria. Strutting out of the kitchen, India drops clothes every step of the way, finds Damon frantically jacking it in the hallway (as he watches Adria), pushes him against the wall and starts sucking on his cock. When Adria comes out of her room and finds them, India offers to turn the awkward situation into a learning experience.

Use What You Got (2015)


Jessy Jones is enjoying some time to himself when his stepmom India Summer walks in on him masturbating. When India tries to talk about it, Jessy confesses his concerns about whether size matters and his ability to please his girlfriend Alli Rae. After a bit of discussion, India suggests that maybe Jessy needs to build up his stamina and then offers to give him some insight on his penis size.

While India is giving him advice on how to use it, Alli arrives. Watching India suck off her boyfriend’s cock gets her turned on, and the two decide to work together to help Jessy increase his confidence and get over his problem of cumming too fast.

Ho-stess’s PS- Me as a a Stepmom/Educator. 😉 #TBT

#SexOnSunday: The Outdoor Sex Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, Kinky McHo-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Erotico Vol. 2 (2014)

Erotico is comprised of six vignettes, I’ve excluded shots from #1 (w/ Stoya) and #3, it’s indoors.

#2. Madison Ivy & Tommy Gunn

#4. Madison Ivy & Tyler Nixon

#5. Rikki Sixx & Seth Gamble

#6. Selena Rose (now Santana) & Chad White

Cougar’s Prey Vol. 4 (2010)

Featuring: Diana Prince & Chris Johnson

#FriskyFriday: The Period Piece Edition, Part 3

(Submitted by our Kinkiest of Ho-mies, Mr. Smutmaster Eric. Thanks, you frisky fiend, you! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Jennifer Connelly, Rooney Mara, Cate Blanchett & Asia Argento.

Mulholland Falls (1996)

[Set in the 1950s]

Carol (2015)

[set in 1952-1953]

il Fantasma dell’Opera (1998)

[Set in 1877]

Smutmaster Eric

#SeXXXOnSunday: The Award Winner Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, my freaky friend. This film looks waaaaaaaaay better than any of the Academy Award nominees tonight. 😉 xoxo)

Portrait of a Call Girl (Graham Travis, 2011)

In 2012, the film received 19 nominations for both creative and technical awards, winning four AVN Awards for best actress, best director, best feature and the AVN’s first Movie of the Year award; one XRCO Award for best epic; and six XBIZ Awards for acting performance of the year – female, best cinematography, best non-sex acting performance of the year, director of the year – individual project, and feature movie of the year.

Black History Month: The Playboy Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, my booty-ful Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Anne-Marie Fox: February 1982, Karin Taylor: June 1996 & Sierra Tawan: November 2002

During her youth, the fire of creativity burned within Anne-Marie Fox. In fact, as creative types go, the resumé doesn’t get much better. She studied acting at the Stella Adler Conservatory; she has a BA in literature from Columbia; she received a degree from the International Center for Photography; and she attended UCLA Film School. Today, she’s a professional photographer, and you’ll find no mention of her Playboy career on her website

In addition to being a Playboy Playmate, Karin was another icon of cheesecake goodness: A Snap-On Girl. Snap-On tools published a very popular calendar featuring bikini babes for 12 years, but discontinued it in 1994. As the November/December model for that year, Taylor (posing as Karen Winder) could be considered the last-ever Snap-On Girl.

Serria co-authored The Bunny Book: How to Walk, Talk, Tease and Please Like a Playboy Bunny with Pennelope Jimenez (Miss March 2003) and Deanna Brooks (Miss May 1998). This is despite the fact that all three were Playmates (centerfolds in the magazine) and not Bunnies (servers at the Playboy Club). Usually, this is a life-or-death distinction at Playboy, so we’re not sure how this book ever got published with such a misleading title.