#TataTuesday: The “Ropes and Titties” Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by the Smuttiest of Smutmasters, Eric…Thank you Kinky Sir! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Lara Croft, Katherine Heigl, Corinne Clery, Alexandra Daddario, Maria Bello & Drew Barrymore.

Bride of Chucky (1998)

Chucky, the doll possessed by a serial killer, discovers the perfect mate to kill and revive into the body of another doll.

The Story of O (1975)

The beautiful O is taken by her boyfriend, Rene, to a bizarre retreat, where she is trained in bondage and sexual perversion.

Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

Chucky, the doll possessed by a serial killer, discovers the perfect mate to kill and revive into the body of another doll.

Downloading Nancy (2008)

An unhappy wife orders a guy she meets over the Internet to kill her, but the two of them fall in love

Charlie’s Angels (2000)

Three women, detectives with a mysterious boss, retrieve stolen voice-ID software, using martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal.

#SeXXXOnSunday: The Civil War & Incivility Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, and Happy Sunday Funday to all my Kinky Kreeps! 🙂 xoxo)

Captain America: A XXX Parody (2016)

Featuring: Peta Jensen & Charles Dera

Black Widow enters a building, then Tony Stark appears. He asks her to call Captain America, because he won’t answer his calls. When they’re all together, Stark says a General has ordered them to stay in this place they think looks like a prison. An argument, short fight, and sex follow.

A Sluttier Future for All (2013)

In a near-dystopian future, the nymphos are sluttier than you could ever imagine. Ashton Pierce and Bonnie Rotten are the rival gangleaders of their college gone crazy. They get their hands on the foreign exchange student (Marco Banderas), and find out the hard way he’s got enough inches to keep them both happy.

Hitchin’ a Ride #1: The Vehicles Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by Smutm-ASS-ter Eric…Thanks, you Freaky Fiend…PS- She must be a VERY heavy sleeper!! 😉 xoxo)

One for the Road (2016)

A man (Keiran Lee) is driving with his wife, a heavy sleeper. He picks up a woman (Valentina Nappi) and they bang in his truck

Creepshow 2 (1987)

Featuring: Lois Chiles & Tom Wright (segment The Hitchhiker)

#SexOnSunday: The Sci-Fi Parodies Edition

(Submitted for your scientific approval by one Mr. Smutmaser Eric…Thanks so much, Kinky Ho-miebot, and Happy Sunday Funday to all my lil’ Kinky Ho-s! 🙂 xoxo)

Ass Effect: A XXX Parody (2017)

Runtime: 22 min

Commander Shepard (Eric Everhard) visits non-human researcher Dr. Liara T’Soni (Rachel Starr) to discuss an attack by Cerberus, a human-survivalist paramilitary group led by the enigmatic Illusive Man. He suggests she should’ve known what Cerberus was planning. She says he’s not really here to discuss that, then switches the topic to a woman named Miranda he’s been with. He admits he has, then they start fucking soon after

Guardians of the Gonads: A DP XXX Parody (2017)

Runtime: 24 min

The galaxy has a new enemy: The Universal Church of Truth.

The mysterious Magus is their one God – the beautiful Matriarch, their figurehead.

They have one aim…convert the universe by any means possible! The galaxy must respond.

Star-Lord (Michael Vegas) & Gamora (Cassidy Klein) take on this mission without the others.

Balls, Boobs & Rackets: The Tennis Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, of corpse…Thanks, Eric. This is a lovely way to be welcummed back to the land of Kinky Ho-dom. 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Carrie Fisher, Dillion Harper & Billy Hart

Shampoo (1975)

Fantasies Come True #2 (2014)

Beach Party a Go-Go, Part 3

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! :))


Featuring: Jeana Tomasina, Val Kline, Debra Blee, James Daughton, Gal Godot, Deborah Richter, Jill Schoelen, D P & Julie Brown

The Beach Girls (1982)

Wonder Woman (2017)

Hot Moves (1984)

#FreedomFriday (2016)

Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

Today’s Lesson: The Educational Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by our Kinky Ho-mie, Smutmaster Eric…Thanks fer learnin’ us, freaky fiend! 🙂 xoxo)

 Study Session Turns Sexual (2014)

Beautiful Bailey Bradshaw is studying with her man (Jake Taylor) at the kitchen table while her stepmom India Summer keeps them company and offers her help.

Here’s The Video!

Apprehended: The Pokey Edition, Part 1

(Submitted for your #FBF enjoyment by the one and only Mr. Smutmaster Eric…Thanks so much, Kinky Ho-mie…I’d almost forgotten about that time I was totally actually arrested and got thrown into really real jail by that evil sherriff chick. It’s a good reminder to stay on the straight-ish and narrow path!! 😉 xoxo)

I Want to Live! (1958)

Caged Tushy.com (2010)

Diana Prince is arrested and brought down to the prison for booking. The prison guard is pissed off she has to work overtime, so she decides to have fun with the prisoner.

Prison Escape

Ho-stess’s PS- Eric was kind enough to use his #Smutdetective Skillz to dig up this old ep. I did of Playboy’s Foursome, which happens to be where Ariel (aka The Sherriff from the Tushy scene ;)) and I first met. I’ve never actually seen this, but it was the first nekkid thing I shot when I moved to LA, and I ass-ure that everything on my end (hehe ;)) was 2000% sincere. I realized later you’re not actually supposed to be ho-nest on reality shows (doesn’t make for good TV, you see ;)), but I’m glad I didn’t know that going in (hehe, part 2 ;)) and did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy way!! 😉

Happy #FBF, Kinky Ho-mies…Go forth and have a Wicked Weekend! 🙂 xoxo

Afloat: The Boats & Ships Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, my Radly Random Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Afloat: The Boats & Ships Edition, Part 2

Starring:

Peter Pan (1953)

Featuring: Madison Ivy, Tyler Nixon, Claudette Colbert, Gene Wilder & Grace Kelly.

Erotico Vol. 2 (2014)

It Happened One Night (1934)

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)


High Society (1956)

Ho-stess’s PS- Here’s Rat Murdock being totes adorbs on his lil purple boat…Drink in the seXXXy! #MiamiMice 😉 xoxo

Badges & Boobs: The Law Enforcement Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster General, Eric…Thank you, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Jamie Lee Curtis, Julia Ann, Rocco Reed & Frances McDormand

Blue Steel (1990)

A female rookie in the police force engages in a cat and mouse game with a pistol wielding psychopath who becomes obsessed with her.

Stop! Or My Mom Will Fuck! (2010)

Julia’s son is brought home by the police again. In an attempt to placate the police officer, Julia offers him a couple of big tits to investigate.

Fargo (1996)

Jerry Lundegaard’s inept crime falls apart due to his and his henchmen’s bungling and the persistent police work of the pregnant Marge Gunderson.


Bonus:

Gold Hat (Alfonso Bedoya) in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

Ho-stess’s #TBT PS- Little Known Fact: I’m former FBI. ;.) xoxo