#SexOnSunday: The Streets of L.A. Edition

(Submitted by Eric…Thanks, Smutmaster!! 🙂 xoxo)

Red Light (2016)

Among her group of friends Rachel (Chanel Preston) is seen as the wallflower, but all of that changes after a chance encounter with a man she picks up crossing a street. One night Rachel’s roommate spots her car, but without her driving, and assumes that Rachel has been murdered by the man behind the wheel. The roommate and her other friends join the search to find out what really happened to her.

Featuring: Damon Dice, Kleio Valentien, Ryan Driller, Skin Diamond, Bree Daniels, Casey Calvert, Derrick Pierce and Lea Lexis

Overview:

The cast did a good job at playing their parts and brought real heat to their sex scenes. Unfortunately, the plot is somewhat dull. There’s plenty of driving around to find Rachel, but these characters never stop at one interesting place, or do one really fun, or surprising thing before fucking. A few spoonfuls of humor and a better pace could have enlivened things.

Rating: Smiths, The 3.5 stars of  

#TataTuesday: The “Print Isn’t Dead” Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Monique Parent in Supermodel Magazine (2015)

Pamela Anderson in Paper (2016)

Rose McGowan in Flaunt (2014)

Miley Cyrus in Plastik (2015)

An Orion Pictures Release Edition, Part 4: Terror in Texas and An Awkward Love Triangle.

(Submitted by our Smutmaster EXXXtraordinaire, Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)

65 years after a masked serial killer terrorized the small town of Texarkana, the so-called ‘moonlight murders’ begin again. Is it a copycat or something even more sinister?

My Blind Brother (2016)

A woman named Rose gets romantically involved with brothers Robbie and Bill, but only one of them is aware of it.

Health Care: The Medical Attention Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, the kinkiest ho-mie a gal could ask for. 😉 Thanks, my freaky friend! 🙂 xoxo)

The Give A Fuck Foundation (2012)

While masturbating on her off time, the hospital administrator wonders in to visit Dr. Lezley Zen M.D. After that she goes to see a patient (Michael Vegas).

Anything Else (2003)

Jerry Falk (Jason Biggs) learns a lesson the hard way when he falls head over heels in love with a beautiful but flighty girl, Amanda (Christina Ricci).

Black Dynamite (2009)

Black Dynamite (Michael Jai White) is the greatest African-American action star of the 1970s. When his only brother is killed by The Man it’s up to him to find justice.

Joy Mulligan/Stacy Adams as Nurse.


Ho-stess’s PS#TBT to my own Doctor Adventure. 🙂

#MammaryLaneMonday: Those ’30s Boobs Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, and for the record I love boobies, err, I mean movies from this era, too! 🙂 xoxo)

Many of my favorite movies were made during the 1930s, a majority of those released between 1930 and1936. I present screenshots/info about two exceptional movies with young women in different parts of the world, both seeking love and happiness that’s not easy to attain.
You may or may not watch these movies, but right now you can enjoy the classic boobies! 😉
Featuring: Hedy Lamarr, Poetoe Aloes Goesti & Saplak Njoman
Ekstase (1933)

It was highly controversial in its time because of scenes in which Lamarr swims in the nude and runs through the countryside naked. It is also perhaps the first non-pornographic movie to portray sexual intercourse and female orgasm, although never showing more than the actors’ faces.

Country: Czechoslovakia. On DVD w/ English subtitles.

Eva (Hedy) has just gotten married to an older gentleman, but discovers that he is obsessed with order in his life and doesn’t have much room for passion. She becomes despondent and leaves him, returning to her father’s house. One day she meets a younger man and they fall in love.

Legong: Dance of the Virgins (1935)

It’s a silent movie filmed entirely on location in Bali from May to August 1933, using an all-Balinese cast.

In Bali, a young woman falls in love with a musician, but he may have eyes for her half-sister.

#WetWednesday: The Tub for Two Edition, Part 3

(Submitted for your Hump Day perusing pleasure by Eric…Thanks, Smutmaster G! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Bruce Willis, Jane March, Natasha Nice, Wolf Hudson, Gabrielle Anwar & Pod Person.

Color of Night (1994)


Love, Marriage & Other Bad Ideas (2012)


Body Snatchers (1993, 1994 US)


Siskel & Ebert review

Black History Month: The Playboy Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, my booty-ful Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Anne-Marie Fox: February 1982, Karin Taylor: June 1996 & Sierra Tawan: November 2002

During her youth, the fire of creativity burned within Anne-Marie Fox. In fact, as creative types go, the resumĂ© doesn’t get much better. She studied acting at the Stella Adler Conservatory; she has a BA in literature from Columbia; she received a degree from the International Center for Photography; and she attended UCLA Film School. Today, she’s a professional photographer, and you’ll find no mention of her Playboy career on her website

In addition to being a Playboy Playmate, Karin was another icon of cheesecake goodness: A Snap-On Girl. Snap-On tools published a very popular calendar featuring bikini babes for 12 years, but discontinued it in 1994. As the November/December model for that year, Taylor (posing as Karen Winder) could be considered the last-ever Snap-On Girl.

Serria co-authored The Bunny Book: How to Walk, Talk, Tease and Please Like a Playboy Bunny with Pennelope Jimenez (Miss March 2003) and Deanna Brooks (Miss May 1998). This is despite the fact that all three were Playmates (centerfolds in the magazine) and not Bunnies (servers at the Playboy Club). Usually, this is a life-or-death distinction at Playboy, so we’re not sure how this book ever got published with such a misleading title.

#MammaryLaneMonday: The Y2K Edition, Part 2.

(Thanks for the Monday Mammaries, Smutmaster Eric. You da man!! 😉 xoxox)

The Cell (Tarsem Singh)

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(w/ Kim Chizevsky-Nicholls)

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Hollow Man (Paul Verhoeven, aka The Movie that Cemented My Invisible Man Fantasy…Hurry up and make it happen, science!!! 😉 -D.P.)

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(w/ Rhona Mitra)

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(w/ Kim Dickens)

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Better Than Sex (Jonathan Teplitzky)

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(w/ Susie Porter)

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