#TataTuesday: The “Ropes and Titties” Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by the Smuttiest of Smutmasters, Eric…Thank you Kinky Sir! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Lara Croft, Katherine Heigl, Corinne Clery, Alexandra Daddario, Maria Bello & Drew Barrymore.

Bride of Chucky (1998)

Chucky, the doll possessed by a serial killer, discovers the perfect mate to kill and revive into the body of another doll.

The Story of O (1975)

The beautiful O is taken by her boyfriend, Rene, to a bizarre retreat, where she is trained in bondage and sexual perversion.

Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

Chucky, the doll possessed by a serial killer, discovers the perfect mate to kill and revive into the body of another doll.

Downloading Nancy (2008)

An unhappy wife orders a guy she meets over the Internet to kill her, but the two of them fall in love

Charlie’s Angels (2000)

Three women, detectives with a mysterious boss, retrieve stolen voice-ID software, using martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal.

Sinful: The Churches Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric, who’s having to deal with Evil Irma’s wrath today…Stay safe, ho-mie. We’re all praying fer ya! Ps- PROM NIGHT II!!!! You rule, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Lisa Schrage, Wendy Lyon, Lindsay Lohan, Alicia Rachel Marek, Pirates & Keanu Reeves.

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)


Machete (2010)

The Fog (1980)

John Wick (2014)

Today’s Lesson: The Educational Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by our Kinky Ho-mie, Smutmaster Eric…Thanks fer learnin’ us, freaky fiend! 🙂 xoxo)

 Study Session Turns Sexual (2014)

Beautiful Bailey Bradshaw is studying with her man (Jake Taylor) at the kitchen table while her stepmom India Summer keeps them company and offers her help.

Here’s The Video!

#SeXXXOnSunday: The Mutants Edition

(Presented by our very own Smutmaster Eric, of corpse…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club (2013)

Look around. There’s a secret society of XXX-Rated people living among us. They appear normal, but behind closed doors, their extreme sexual powers make them hornier than you can possibly imagine. Let Emma Frost (Alexis Ford) take you on a tour of the Hellfire Club, and introduce you to a sexual world you never knew existed

XXX-Men: Psylocke Vs Magneto (2016)

Magneto (Danny D) is invading the X-Mansion and with all the other X-Men gone it’s up to the sexy Psylocke (Patty Michova) to ward off the super-villain by any means necessary, even if it means sucking his evil mutant dong

#WetWednesday: “The Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls” (and/or Lakes) Edition, Part 3

(Submitted with love and lust by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, and Happy Humpday to all my Kinky Kreeps! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: WW, Elisabeth Shue, Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lynn Warren, Adrienne King, KK & Jessica Lange

Wonder Woman (2009)


Cocktail (1988)


Creature (2011)



Friday the 13th (1980)

King Kong (1976)

#SeXXXOnSunday: The Korova Milk Bar Edition

(Submitted on this glorious Game of Thrones premiere day by Mr. Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, my Kinkiest of Ho-mies! #dracarys 😉 xoxo)

A Clockwork Whore: Part 1 (2011)

Madison Ivy is an ultra-sexual youth in futuristic America. She and her fellow droogies, Zoe Voss and Gia Dimarco go on a wild spree of sex and crimes. Causing trouble on the streets and then fucking each other senseless in the milk bar.

A Clockwork Whore: Part 2 (2011)

We last left Madison and her trumpet of tarts fucking each other senseless at the Korova milk bar. Now they’ve ventured off into the night for a little of the old ultra-sex. The droogies stumble upon a writer’s house, and lucky for them he just happens to have a big cock. First a song and then the hungry whores devour every inch of him.

Bonus:

In B&W;


Rob Zombie: Never Gonna Stop (The Red Red Kroovy) (2001)

#TataTuesday: The One Boob at Time Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by our Kinky Ho-mie, Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, freaktastic friend! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Diana Prince, Alexyss Spradlin, Leisa Pulido & Sasha Grey

It Follows (2015)


This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (2009)

Open Windows (2014)


Bonus: Poison Ivy

(From a cosplay shoot in 2014-ish, I think. 😉 -D.P.)

Two Years of Smut: #Smutmaster Eric’s 2nd Anniversary!! :)

(The meaty part of this post was submitted by our beloved Master of Smut, Eric…Happy Anniversary, my Kinkiest of Ho-mies! Love having you as part of the Kinky Ho fam…at least until that smart Japanese robot I ordered finally gets here. 😉 xoxoxo)

Hello KH readers, it’s Eric, your favorite (or least favorite) contributor.

Today I celebrate two years of being part of what you’ve seen and heard on this site. There have been days I worried I was going to be replaced with a smart Japanese robot or another person, but thankfully that’s not happened, yet! 

A very special thanks to you Diana/Kasey/Shark-Woman/Demon, you’re a good friend and beloved by many!

And now, enjoy these screenshots from this vintage double feature.

Mai Lin vs. Serena (1981)

With: Jade Wong, Billy Dee, Mike Horner, Herschel Savage and more.

Oriental Hawaii (1981)

With: Rhonda Jo Petty, Mai Lin, Jade Wong, Danielle, Jesie St. James, John Leslie and more.

Beach Party a Go-Go, Part 1

(Submitted on this sublime Summer solstice by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

It’s Summer once again KH readers, so go play in the ocean and watch hot bikini babes tan their tight tushes! 😉

If that’s not your thing, you can sit inside with a lemonade and enjoy the beaches in this post without getting sand in places you don’t want, or nasty sunburns you’ll spend weeks complaining about…You’re welcum!! 😉

Featuring: Lynda Carter, Penny Pax, Keiran Lee, Leslie Nielsen, Ted Danson, Diana Prince & Statue of Liberty.

Wonder Woman TV Series (1975–1979)

Summertime Crush (2014)

Keiran Lee was having a bad year, and decided to take a walk on the beach to clear his head. He was just minding his own business hanging out by the pier when sexy slut Penny Pax found him there and saw that he was clearly upset.

Creepshow (1982)

Segment: Something to Tide You Over

Richard Vickers, a vicious, wealthy psychopath whose spry jocularity belies his cold-blooded murderousness, stages a terrible fate for his unfaithful wife, Becky, and her lover, Harry Wentworth.


#FreedomFriday (2016)

Planet of the Apes (1968)
 

Bonus:

Mungo Jerry – In the Summertime (1970)

In the Mirror: The Reflections Edition, Part 6(6/6)

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, E-Dawg!! 😉 xoxox)

Featuring: Robert De Niro, Penny Pax, Martin Casella, Mark Wahlberg & Julia Stiles

Taxi Driver (1976)

The Submission of Emma Marx (2013)

Poltergeist (1982)

Boogie Nights (1997)


The Omen (2006)

Ho-stess’s PS- Not as racy as my typical fare, but(t) I did promise #Smutmaster I’d post a mirror pic, too. Since this particular shot was snapped in HELL‘S Kitchen on the birthday I just so happen to share with DAMIEN (of Omen fame ;)), it seemed appropriate…6/6 Babies Rule!!! 😉 xoxoxo