#SeXXXOnSunday: The Odd Jobs Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, of corpse! 🙂 Thanks, Mr. E, and Happy Sunday Funday to all you Kinky Ho-mies! 😉 xoxo)

Dirty Deeds (2014)

Co-workers Carrie (Stormy Daniels) and Justin (Xander Corvus) are both in need of some extra money. Carrie’s looking for her own place, after discovering her boyfriend’s secret sex tape and Justin’s saving for an expensive engagement ring to satisfy his obnoxious girlfriend. As a result, they begin working odd jobs for extra money.

More Cast: Ryan Driller, Dahlia Skye, Gabrielle Paltrova, Erik Everhard, Misty Stone, Daniel Hunter & Joanna Angel.


Overview:

There’s no real surprise what direction the storyline goes, but it has good sex scenes and is very funny. Stormy and Xander are both good throughout, but it’s Joanna Angel that steals the show in a hilarious non-sex role. I promise it won’t feel like a job watching it and I’m sure you’ll make a sticky mess!

Rating: Smiths, The 3.5 stars of 

#TataTuesday: The “Ropes and Titties” Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by the Smuttiest of Smutmasters, Eric…Thank you Kinky Sir! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Lara Croft, Katherine Heigl, Corinne Clery, Alexandra Daddario, Maria Bello & Drew Barrymore.

Bride of Chucky (1998)

Chucky, the doll possessed by a serial killer, discovers the perfect mate to kill and revive into the body of another doll.

The Story of O (1975)

The beautiful O is taken by her boyfriend, Rene, to a bizarre retreat, where she is trained in bondage and sexual perversion.

Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)

Chucky, the doll possessed by a serial killer, discovers the perfect mate to kill and revive into the body of another doll.

Downloading Nancy (2008)

An unhappy wife orders a guy she meets over the Internet to kill her, but the two of them fall in love

Charlie’s Angels (2000)

Three women, detectives with a mysterious boss, retrieve stolen voice-ID software, using martial arts, tech skills, and sex appeal.

#SeXXXOnSunday: The Civil War & Incivility Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, and Happy Sunday Funday to all my Kinky Kreeps! 🙂 xoxo)

Captain America: A XXX Parody (2016)

Featuring: Peta Jensen & Charles Dera

Black Widow enters a building, then Tony Stark appears. He asks her to call Captain America, because he won’t answer his calls. When they’re all together, Stark says a General has ordered them to stay in this place they think looks like a prison. An argument, short fight, and sex follow.

A Sluttier Future for All (2013)

In a near-dystopian future, the nymphos are sluttier than you could ever imagine. Ashton Pierce and Bonnie Rotten are the rival gangleaders of their college gone crazy. They get their hands on the foreign exchange student (Marco Banderas), and find out the hard way he’s got enough inches to keep them both happy.

Hitchin’ a Ride #1: The Vehicles Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by Smutm-ASS-ter Eric…Thanks, you Freaky Fiend…PS- She must be a VERY heavy sleeper!! 😉 xoxo)

One for the Road (2016)

A man (Keiran Lee) is driving with his wife, a heavy sleeper. He picks up a woman (Valentina Nappi) and they bang in his truck

Creepshow 2 (1987)

Featuring: Lois Chiles & Tom Wright (segment The Hitchhiker)

Sinful: The Churches Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric, who’s having to deal with Evil Irma’s wrath today…Stay safe, ho-mie. We’re all praying fer ya! Ps- PROM NIGHT II!!!! You rule, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Lisa Schrage, Wendy Lyon, Lindsay Lohan, Alicia Rachel Marek, Pirates & Keanu Reeves.

Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)


Machete (2010)

The Fog (1980)

John Wick (2014)

#SexOnSunday: The Sci-Fi Parodies Edition

(Submitted for your scientific approval by one Mr. Smutmaser Eric…Thanks so much, Kinky Ho-miebot, and Happy Sunday Funday to all my lil’ Kinky Ho-s! 🙂 xoxo)

Ass Effect: A XXX Parody (2017)

Runtime: 22 min

Commander Shepard (Eric Everhard) visits non-human researcher Dr. Liara T’Soni (Rachel Starr) to discuss an attack by Cerberus, a human-survivalist paramilitary group led by the enigmatic Illusive Man. He suggests she should’ve known what Cerberus was planning. She says he’s not really here to discuss that, then switches the topic to a woman named Miranda he’s been with. He admits he has, then they start fucking soon after

Guardians of the Gonads: A DP XXX Parody (2017)

Runtime: 24 min

The galaxy has a new enemy: The Universal Church of Truth.

The mysterious Magus is their one God – the beautiful Matriarch, their figurehead.

They have one aim…convert the universe by any means possible! The galaxy must respond.

Star-Lord (Michael Vegas) & Gamora (Cassidy Klein) take on this mission without the others.

Balls, Boobs & Rackets: The Tennis Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, of corpse…Thanks, Eric. This is a lovely way to be welcummed back to the land of Kinky Ho-dom. 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Carrie Fisher, Dillion Harper & Billy Hart

Shampoo (1975)

Fantasies Come True #2 (2014)

Beach Party a Go-Go, Part 3

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! :))


Featuring: Jeana Tomasina, Val Kline, Debra Blee, James Daughton, Gal Godot, Deborah Richter, Jill Schoelen, D P & Julie Brown

The Beach Girls (1982)

Wonder Woman (2017)

Hot Moves (1984)

#FreedomFriday (2016)

Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

Today’s Lesson: The Educational Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by our Kinky Ho-mie, Smutmaster Eric…Thanks fer learnin’ us, freaky fiend! 🙂 xoxo)

 Study Session Turns Sexual (2014)

Beautiful Bailey Bradshaw is studying with her man (Jake Taylor) at the kitchen table while her stepmom India Summer keeps them company and offers her help.

Here’s The Video!

No Recipes Required: The Kinky Kitchens Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by the always awesome Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie. I so dig how your monstrous mind works! 🙂 xoxo)

Kitchen Samurai

Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)

Snoopy & Woodstock

 
American Werewolf In London XXX Porn Parody (2011)

Ratatouille (2007)


Pet Sematary (1989)

Ho-stess’s PS- #TBT to my Karnal Kombat review of An American Werewolf in  London XXX. (Spoiler Alert: It’s actually rad AF!! 😉 xoxo)