#FullFrontalFriday: The Casino, Cousins, Convent and Cross Edition

(aka the ‘C’ is for Cookie edition…#getit?? 😉 Big hugs to Smutmaster Eric for this pube-tastic post! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Kristen Wiig, Kate Winslet, Tiffany Shepis & Monique Parent

Welcome to Me (2015)

When Alice Klieg wins the Mega-Millions lottery, she immediately quits her psychiatric meds and buys her own talk show.

Jude (1996)

A stonemason steadfastly pursues a cousin he loves. However their love is troubled as he is married to a woman who tricked him into marriage and she is married to a man she does not love.

Nympha (2007)

 Sarah is a young American from New York City who travels to Italy to join the New Order convent as a cloister nun and to prepare for an arduous spiritual journey.

Blonde Heaven (1995)

 (aka Morgana)

A coven of vampires operates out of a modeling/escort agency known as Blonde Heaven. A young woman named Angie (Raelyn Saalman) arrives from Oklahoma to find her way into the movie business, followed by her boyfriend Kyle. Head vamp Illyana (Julie Strain) takes a liking to Angie and convinces her to do escort work for the agency, but has other recruiting plans for her as well.

Bonus Frontal w/ Trivia:

Michelle Bauer (circa 1986)

Began her film career in X-rated hardcore movies as “Pia Snow,” including the classic Café Flesh (1982), before moving into mainstream movies.

Amber Lynn (circa 1985)

 Became a hugely successful featured entertainer from her fame created through her work in adult films, earning up to $25,000 a week.

Ginger Lynn (1984)

Served a jail term related to tax-evasion, which was a case she insisted was politically motivated by anti-porn elements in the Ronald Reagan and George Bush “41” administrations.

Kaitlyn Ashley (the ’90s)

Author Jacob Held argued that Kaitlyn Ashley, along with Jill Kelly and Jenna Jameson is considered to be one of the most iconic adult stars of the 1990s.
Ho-stess’s PS– A #FullFrontalFlasback from lil’ ol’ me… 😉 Have a Happy Ho-rrorday weekend, Kinky Ho-mies!! 🙂 xoxoxo

#WetWednesday: The Group Shower Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by my partner in Kinky Krime, Eric. Thanks for the #WetWednesday whack-iness, Smutmaster G!! 😉 xoxo)

Starship Troopers (1997)


Dina Meyer and some other girls shown naked or topless in a group shower scene, Dina entering the room partway through the scene and pulling her shirt off to reveal her breasts as she talks with one of the guys in the room. The other girls include Blake Lindsley (short red hair), Tami-Adrian George (curly black hair), and Brooke Morales (short straight black hair)

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Black Mama, White Mama (1972)


Pam Grier and Margaret Markov seen in a group prison shower with a number of other naked girls, Pam and Margaret both showing bare breasts as they shower next to each other while some of the other girls begin to fool around and spray each other with a hose

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The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)


Brinke Stevens starting off a group shower scene by dropping her towel and showing her bare butt. She then steps into the showers and stands beside Michelle Michaels to her left, and Debra De Liso to Michelle’s left. We see breasts from Brinke, then breasts and butt from Michelle, and finally a flash of both from Debra.

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Countdown to Halloween: The Medical Attention Edition, Part 1

(Submitted for your #SeXXXySunday viewing pleasure by Eric, Smutmaster at Large…Thanks, my Super Kinky Ho-miebot!! You have totally inspired me to get back on the Karnal Kombat train…Porn MUST Kontinue to be reviewed in a Komical fashion !!!!!! 😉 xoxo)

An American Werewolf in London (1981)


Nurse Alex Price (, ) & Nurse Susan Gallagher (Anne-Marie Davies)

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Body Snatchers (1993, 1994 US)


Marti Malone (Gabrielle Anwar)

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An American Werewolf in London XXX (2012)


Nurse Susan Gallagher (Sophie Dee), Nurse Alex Price (Lexi Ward) & Doctor Hirsch (Ben English)

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Ho-stess’s PS- I knew this silliness from one of my many Porn-Doc Adventures would cum in hand-y one day!!! 😉 xoxo

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(This pic is soooooo embarr-ass-ing, btw…I totally waXXX now!!! 😉 xoxo)

#MammaryLaneMonday: The Live-Action / Animation Edition

(Big hugs and thanks to Eric for this very welcum stroll down #MammaryLane… 😉 xoxo)

Evil Toons (1992)

eviltoonsBurt has a cleaning company and hires four women to clean an isolated house. They find an old book, a dagger and a soul shred and when one of them, Megan, reads an incantation, she unleashes an evil beast in our world.

Featuring: Madison Stone, Michelle Bauer, Cartoon Monster, Suzanne Ager & Barbara Dare.

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I Married a Strange Person! (1997)


Newlywed Grant Boyer develops a strange lump on his neck that gives him the ability to transform people or objects at will. His wife Keri is very upset.


Beowulf (2007)


The warrior Beowulf must fight and defeat the monster Grendel who is terrorizing Denmark, and later, Grendel’s mother, who begins killing out of revenge.


Ho-stess’s PS– More Grendel, bc Crispin Glover. <3

and, of course, Mrs. Rabbit, bc…duh. 😉 xoxo


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#MammaryLaneMonday: The VHS Edition (Part 1)

ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO BITCHED AT ME FOR NOT MENTIONING BODY DOUBLE IN SATURDAY’S POST: Bitches, please. Who do you think you’re talking to?? 😉 These are ongoing series. Be patient, and ye shall be heartily rewarded. 😉

(Thanks for the Mammaries, Smutmaster Eric!  🙂 xoxo)


Featuring: Melanie Griffith, Linda Shaw, & Madonna

Body Double (1984)

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Body of Evidence (1993)

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Bonus: Some of my Eric’s own VHS tapes. (I’ll share my collection in the neXXXt installment. SPOILER ALERT: I. Have. Tons…I just think they’re beautiful! 🙂 xoxo)


(Return to Oz??? Nice!!! :))


Happy Birthday, Kathy Shower!!!

(Submitted by Eric…Thanks, ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

Born: March 8, 1953


Kathy is an American model and actress. She was Playboy‘s Playmate of the Month for May 1985 and Playmate of the Year for 1986. At the time of her first appearance, she was a single mother of two and the oldest woman ever to appear as a Playboy Playmate. At age 43, she was again featured in Playboy in a “Playmates Revisited” pictorial in August 1996.


Kathy can be seen in the movies The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck, Out on Bail, Bedroom Eyes II and Wild Cactus. Her TV work includes Santa Barbara, Knight Rider, CHiPs & Three’s Company. (Dude…That is a super sweet resume. Rock on with yo kickass self, KS. 😉 -D.P.)

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#MammaryLaneMonday: The 1998 Edition

Ho-wdy, Ho-rny Ho-mies!! 🙂 Just got ho-me from the wacky/wild adventure that is San Fran during Super Stupid Bowl time, and am anXXXious to get things back to my (ab)normal ho-sting duties here ASAP. I’m sure you’re all just as devastated as I am over the Panthers’ ugly loss, so here’s something purdy to help lift our sunken spirits. (At least a lil’, tiny, baby bit…It’s going to be a long recovery process that not even vintage bewbage can help. Well, not much, anyway… ;)) Big thanks to Smutmaster Eric for helping me ease back into the posting process, and for making Stage One of our collective, post-football grief a little easier. 😉 xoxoxo

#MammaryLaneMonday: The 1998 Edition (by Eric)

Featuring: Angelina Jolie, Asia Argento, & Melissa George.

Gia (Michael Cristofer)


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B. Monkey (Michael Radford)

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Dark City (Alex Proyas)

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