#SeXXXOnSunday: The Odd Jobs Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, of corpse! 🙂 Thanks, Mr. E, and Happy Sunday Funday to all you Kinky Ho-mies! 😉 xoxo)

Dirty Deeds (2014)

Co-workers Carrie (Stormy Daniels) and Justin (Xander Corvus) are both in need of some extra money. Carrie’s looking for her own place, after discovering her boyfriend’s secret sex tape and Justin’s saving for an expensive engagement ring to satisfy his obnoxious girlfriend. As a result, they begin working odd jobs for extra money.

More Cast: Ryan Driller, Dahlia Skye, Gabrielle Paltrova, Erik Everhard, Misty Stone, Daniel Hunter & Joanna Angel.


Overview:

There’s no real surprise what direction the storyline goes, but it has good sex scenes and is very funny. Stormy and Xander are both good throughout, but it’s Joanna Angel that steals the show in a hilarious non-sex role. I promise it won’t feel like a job watching it and I’m sure you’ll make a sticky mess!

Rating: Smiths, The 3.5 stars of 

Happy Birthday, Elvira!

Happy Birthday to the sassy lassie with the classy chassis… Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!!

Yes, Kreeps… the forever gore-geous Cassandra Peterson turned a fabulous 66(6) today, so it’s time to skull-ebrate!

We talk about Elvira A LOT on this site, but that’s only because there would be no Kinky Horror without her! She was (and is) a major influence on all of us spooky cats here! Her killer style, her wicked puns, her… uh, two big pumpkins… Elvira is definitely one of the coolest ghouls in the graveyard and our most HeXXXcellent inspiration! Whether she’s hosting scary shock schlock on TV or vamping it up at theme parks, Elvira will always be our Queen of Halloween. 🙂

In ho-nor of Cassandra/Elvira, we’ve gathered up some of our favorite Elvira Ho-st segments to showcase her eternal badassery. Enjoy 🙂

#SeXXXOnSunday: The Civil War & Incivility Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, and Happy Sunday Funday to all my Kinky Kreeps! 🙂 xoxo)

Captain America: A XXX Parody (2016)

Featuring: Peta Jensen & Charles Dera

Black Widow enters a building, then Tony Stark appears. He asks her to call Captain America, because he won’t answer his calls. When they’re all together, Stark says a General has ordered them to stay in this place they think looks like a prison. An argument, short fight, and sex follow.

A Sluttier Future for All (2013)

In a near-dystopian future, the nymphos are sluttier than you could ever imagine. Ashton Pierce and Bonnie Rotten are the rival gangleaders of their college gone crazy. They get their hands on the foreign exchange student (Marco Banderas), and find out the hard way he’s got enough inches to keep them both happy.

#SexOnSunday: The Sci-Fi Parodies Edition

(Submitted for your scientific approval by one Mr. Smutmaser Eric…Thanks so much, Kinky Ho-miebot, and Happy Sunday Funday to all my lil’ Kinky Ho-s! 🙂 xoxo)

Ass Effect: A XXX Parody (2017)

Runtime: 22 min

Commander Shepard (Eric Everhard) visits non-human researcher Dr. Liara T’Soni (Rachel Starr) to discuss an attack by Cerberus, a human-survivalist paramilitary group led by the enigmatic Illusive Man. He suggests she should’ve known what Cerberus was planning. She says he’s not really here to discuss that, then switches the topic to a woman named Miranda he’s been with. He admits he has, then they start fucking soon after

Guardians of the Gonads: A DP XXX Parody (2017)

Runtime: 24 min

The galaxy has a new enemy: The Universal Church of Truth.

The mysterious Magus is their one God – the beautiful Matriarch, their figurehead.

They have one aim…convert the universe by any means possible! The galaxy must respond.

Star-Lord (Michael Vegas) & Gamora (Cassidy Klein) take on this mission without the others.

Today’s Lesson: The Educational Edition, Part 1

(Submitted by our Kinky Ho-mie, Smutmaster Eric…Thanks fer learnin’ us, freaky fiend! 🙂 xoxo)

 Study Session Turns Sexual (2014)

Beautiful Bailey Bradshaw is studying with her man (Jake Taylor) at the kitchen table while her stepmom India Summer keeps them company and offers her help.

Here’s The Video!

#SexxxOnSunday: The Spidey & Black Cat Edition

(Submitted by Mr. Smutmaster Eric, of corpse. 🙂 Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot, and Happy #SeXXXySunday to all! 🙂 xoxo)

Brazzers Presents: The Parodies Vol. 6 (2016)

The Cat’s Meow: XXX Parody (2016)

Featuring: Jordi El Niño Polla & Mila Milan

“My Spidey-Sense is tingling!”

The Heist…

Better Late Than Never…

Trivia: Jordi is from Spain, looks like a teenager, but is 22. He’s frequently paired up with female performers that are between 10 and 20 years older. All of Spidey’s dialogue we hear is spoken by someone else.

Mila is 29, from Austria.

Part of her bio on Brazzers: Thanks to a degree in industrial design and a natural curiosity for artistic expression, she also owns and operates her own production company, a design agency, and a photography studio. She’s an accomplished conceptual painter, speaks five different languages, and dabbles as a tattoo artist.

If you’re feelin’ saucy, here’s the whole vignette…It may be just slightly NSFW, though. 😉 

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#SeXXXOnSunday: The Korova Milk Bar Edition

(Submitted on this glorious Game of Thrones premiere day by Mr. Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, my Kinkiest of Ho-mies! #dracarys 😉 xoxo)

A Clockwork Whore: Part 1 (2011)

Madison Ivy is an ultra-sexual youth in futuristic America. She and her fellow droogies, Zoe Voss and Gia Dimarco go on a wild spree of sex and crimes. Causing trouble on the streets and then fucking each other senseless in the milk bar.

A Clockwork Whore: Part 2 (2011)

We last left Madison and her trumpet of tarts fucking each other senseless at the Korova milk bar. Now they’ve ventured off into the night for a little of the old ultra-sex. The droogies stumble upon a writer’s house, and lucky for them he just happens to have a big cock. First a song and then the hungry whores devour every inch of him.

Bonus:

In B&W;


Rob Zombie: Never Gonna Stop (The Red Red Kroovy) (2001)

#SexOnSunday: The Possessive Edition

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, Kinky McHo-mieton! 🙂 xoxo)

Crime of Passion (2014)

Jordan (Casey Calvert) is the pretty new girl in school, who begins a relationship with Matt (Xander Corvus). Little does she know, however, that Matt has been having a steamy affair with his chemistry teacher Cynthia (Stormy Daniels) and she’s possessive of her boy toy. When Matt tries to break it off with the teacher, jealousy turns to blind rage.

Supporting Players: Veronica Avluv, Richie Calhoun, Johnny Castle, Kimber Day, Amanda Tate & Tommy Pistol.

Overview:

It’s an entertaining crime/drama from Stormy, worthy of your time. Her cast gave good performances, I liked all of the sex scenes, it features some unexpected plot developments and has a couple of suspenseful sequences.

Your mind will not be blown, but your load will be. (“Ha!” -Diana)

Rating  out

Equine: The Giddyup Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, on behalf of myself, and whoever keeps cumming to this site searching for “horse pussy”. 😉 xoxo)

giddyupFeaturing: Jennifer Connelly, Muriel Montossé, Jamie Foxx, Amanda Plummer & Possessed Rocking Horse.  (#Fuck. #Yes. :))

Career Opportunities (1991)

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Cecilia (1983)

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Django Unchained (2012)

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8½ Women (1999)

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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

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(Ho-stess’s Side Note: I FREAKING LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all. ;))

Bonus:

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Ho-stess’s Bonus: Putin and Trump (and I’m pretty sure zero Photoshop… ;))

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Ho-stess’s Bonus Bonus: Prom Night II nudity…because it’s awesome and you could probably use a palate cleanser. 😉 xoxo

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Countdown to Halloween: The High-Powered Edition. ;)

(IT’S SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT!!! Poor choice of words when posting about a TCM parody, perhaps, but I careth not…HALLOWEEN WEEK IS SO TOTALLY -close enough to- HERE!!!!! To help us prep in traditional #SeXXXOnSunday fashion is Smustmaster Eric…Thanks for this, Kinky Ho-mie!! I can’t believe I haven’t seen this one yet, but I’m so in now!! #ThatsWhatHeSaid… 😉 xoxo)

The Texas Vibrator Massacre (Rob Rotten, 2008)

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A group of friends take a detour while traveling through rural Texas and encounter a vibrator-wielding maniac and his family.

Featuring: Roxy Deville, Daisy Tanks, Rob Rotten, Ruby Knox, Seth Dickens, Bella Lynn, Jack Vegas, Jamie Elle, Leatherface & Herschel Savage.

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