#SexxxOnSunday: The Spidey & Black Cat Edition

(Submitted by Mr. Smutmaster Eric, of corpse. 🙂 Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot, and Happy #SeXXXySunday to all! 🙂 xoxo)

Brazzers Presents: The Parodies Vol. 6 (2016)

The Cat’s Meow: XXX Parody (2016)

Featuring: Jordi El Niño Polla & Mila Milan

“My Spidey-Sense is tingling!”

The Heist…

Better Late Than Never…

Trivia: Jordi is from Spain, looks like a teenager, but is 22. He’s frequently paired up with female performers that are between 10 and 20 years older. All of Spidey’s dialogue we hear is spoken by someone else.

Mila is 29, from Austria.

Part of her bio on Brazzers: Thanks to a degree in industrial design and a natural curiosity for artistic expression, she also owns and operates her own production company, a design agency, and a photography studio. She’s an accomplished conceptual painter, speaks five different languages, and dabbles as a tattoo artist.

If you’re feelin’ saucy, here’s the whole vignette…It may be just slightly NSFW, though. 😉 

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#SeXXXOnSunday: The Korova Milk Bar Edition

(Submitted on this glorious Game of Thrones premiere day by Mr. Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, my Kinkiest of Ho-mies! #dracarys 😉 xoxo)

A Clockwork Whore: Part 1 (2011)

Madison Ivy is an ultra-sexual youth in futuristic America. She and her fellow droogies, Zoe Voss and Gia Dimarco go on a wild spree of sex and crimes. Causing trouble on the streets and then fucking each other senseless in the milk bar.

A Clockwork Whore: Part 2 (2011)

We last left Madison and her trumpet of tarts fucking each other senseless at the Korova milk bar. Now they’ve ventured off into the night for a little of the old ultra-sex. The droogies stumble upon a writer’s house, and lucky for them he just happens to have a big cock. First a song and then the hungry whores devour every inch of him.

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Rob Zombie: Never Gonna Stop (The Red Red Kroovy) (2001)

#SexOnSunday: The Possessive Edition

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, Kinky McHo-mieton! 🙂 xoxo)

Crime of Passion (2014)

Jordan (Casey Calvert) is the pretty new girl in school, who begins a relationship with Matt (Xander Corvus). Little does she know, however, that Matt has been having a steamy affair with his chemistry teacher Cynthia (Stormy Daniels) and she’s possessive of her boy toy. When Matt tries to break it off with the teacher, jealousy turns to blind rage.

Supporting Players: Veronica Avluv, Richie Calhoun, Johnny Castle, Kimber Day, Amanda Tate & Tommy Pistol.

Overview:

It’s an entertaining crime/drama from Stormy, worthy of your time. Her cast gave good performances, I liked all of the sex scenes, it features some unexpected plot developments and has a couple of suspenseful sequences.

Your mind will not be blown, but your load will be. (“Ha!” -Diana)

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Equine: The Giddyup Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, on behalf of myself, and whoever keeps cumming to this site searching for “horse pussy”. 😉 xoxo)

giddyupFeaturing: Jennifer Connelly, Muriel Montossé, Jamie Foxx, Amanda Plummer & Possessed Rocking Horse.  (#Fuck. #Yes. :))

Career Opportunities (1991)

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Cecilia (1983)

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Django Unchained (2012)

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8½ Women (1999)

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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)

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(Ho-stess’s Side Note: I FREAKING LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all. ;))

Bonus:

Chelsea Handler

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Ho-stess’s Bonus: Putin and Trump (and I’m pretty sure zero Photoshop… ;))

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Ho-stess’s Bonus Bonus: Prom Night II nudity…because it’s awesome and you could probably use a palate cleanser. 😉 xoxo

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Countdown to Halloween: The High-Powered Edition. ;)

(IT’S SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT!!! Poor choice of words when posting about a TCM parody, perhaps, but I careth not…HALLOWEEN WEEK IS SO TOTALLY -close enough to- HERE!!!!! To help us prep in traditional #SeXXXOnSunday fashion is Smustmaster Eric…Thanks for this, Kinky Ho-mie!! I can’t believe I haven’t seen this one yet, but I’m so in now!! #ThatsWhatHeSaid… 😉 xoxo)

The Texas Vibrator Massacre (Rob Rotten, 2008)

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A group of friends take a detour while traveling through rural Texas and encounter a vibrator-wielding maniac and his family.

Featuring: Roxy Deville, Daisy Tanks, Rob Rotten, Ruby Knox, Seth Dickens, Bella Lynn, Jack Vegas, Jamie Elle, Leatherface & Herschel Savage.

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Countdown to Halloween: The Tents and Titties Edition, Part 1

(You know I wouldn’t go into postin’ mode w/out leavin’ ya with a bit o’smut, especially on #SexxxySunday! 😉 Big Hugs to Eric for this tent-tillating pictorial. 😉 xoxo)
Featuring: Jill Evyn & Stacie Lambert
Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan (2013)
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Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1988)

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Ho-stess’s PS- Since we’re talkin’ tents n’ titties, I HAD to include my friend Allison (Kyler) in Maneater (2009). I’ve known her since she was about 6 or so, and I’m so proud of her for Scream Queen-iness!! 😉 xoxo

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Countdown to Halloween: The Anthology Edition

(Submitted by Eric…Thanks, Smutmaster General, and Happy #SeXXXySunday, Kinky Ho-bots! 🙂 xoxo)

This Ain’t American Horror Story XXX (2015)

ahsxxxThe bondage suit is. . . alive. The girl is an intruder. Two nuns and a dehydrated demon. Conjoined twins and a perverted clown. A witch, a priestess, and a dark spirit with very bad sinus problems. Witness the depraved and the wicked. . .

Murder House

Featuring: Zoey Monroe

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Asylum

Featuring: Pristine Edge, Sarah Vandella, Ryan Driller

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Coven

Featuring: Dahlia Sky, Kira Noir, Sean Michaels

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Freak Show

Featuring: Twisty the Clown (nonsex), Scott Lyons & Penny Brooks (oral only)

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Ho-stess’s PS– I had no idea they shot the AHS parody this way. I’m totally adding this tit-le to the neXXXt round of Karnal Kombat!! 🙂 xoxo

#SexOnSunday: The “Captain’s Log” Edition

Hiya, Ho-mies!! It’s still Sunday here in Hell-A, so here’s a lil’ #SexOnSunday action fer ya, courtesy of Smutmaster Eric. (Thanks, you freaky fiend, you!! 🙂 xoxo)

Star Trix: Deep Penetration (2009)

trixIt runs just 63 mins, is funny, has very cheap sets and three good sex scenes. If Ed Wood made an XXX Star Trek parody, it might’ve been somewhat like this. (“So. In!!!” 🙂 -D.P.)

The U.S.S. Intercourse receives a transmission from the ambassador of planet Nofun. They’re unable to stop a terrible mutant named Gore that’s wreaking havoc, so Captain Dirk (Jack Lawrence) agrees to help. Things don’t go exactly as planned when Scotty (Alex Knight) accidently beams him to the wrong dimension where he meets the sexy A Vocado (Jayden James), a very welcoming alien.

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After returning to the U.S.S. Intercourse, Captain Dirk heads to the medical bay to check on Uhora (Taylor Star), who has come down with a serious case of “small cocks.”  (“Ha!!! This is brilliant!!!” :)) The ship’s doctor (Alex Gonz) knows just how to cure her. (If this was a ’70s parody you might hear some bad music, but the budget seems too low for that.)

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Dirk is on the Bridge with other crew members and a female Stringon named Huge Rak (Ryder Skye). She doesn’t want to give them any information, so Shock (Charles Dera) goes where no Vulcan has gone before to get her to tell them what she knows.

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(That face a Vulcan makes just after sex. It’s the same face he made before sex.)

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(“Ha!!” :))

Ho-stess’s PS– Also taken in 2009, I think. ‘Twas a Trek-tastic year, apparently. 🙂

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#SexOnSunday: The Mother’s Day Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, who really knows his craft…I hadn’t even seen some of these shots!! 🙂 Thanks, freaky fiend, and Happy Mother’s Day to all my Kinky Ho-bots!! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Julia Ann, Jessy Jones, Lisa Ann, Diana Prince, Raylene & Johnny Sins.

SMiLF (2014)

smilfStepmom Knows Best (2014)

Jessy Jones has his first date ever, and his stepmom Julia Ann can tell that he’s pretty nervous, since he’s never even kissed a girl before! Being the busty MILF that she is, Julia decides that she’ll be nice and teach him a thing or two about women before he goes off on his big date!

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Stepmom Lends A Hand (2013)

Jessy and his stepmom Lisa Ann are away from home checking out colleges, but when their hotel room for the night only has one bed, they have no choice but to climb in together. He tries to have a nice quiet jerk session before bed, but Lisa wakes up with the same thought in mind!

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Mommy Got Boobs Vol. 17 (2013)

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Mommy Takes Care Of Your Future (2012)

Diana’s son has some anger management issues. (“Word!!!” ;)) When Johnny was just about to give him a full scholarship to go to the prestigious ZZ University, he lost his temper and ruined the deal Diana worked a convincing solution out with Johnny.

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Motherlover (2012)

Raylene is under appreciated by her family. Fortunately, one of her son’s friends, Johnny, drops by and catches her masturbating. He offers to give her a back rub while she takes a bath.

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My Mom, The Hooker (2012)

Diana has lost her job. She also has a family to support. She is about to lose the house. Nothing is going her way. When she is visited by a representative from the bank (Manuel Ferrara) who has to bring her the bad news, she’ll try anything to change his mind.

(“This is a heartfelt portrayal of a struggling mom, but with anal and a facial finish.” -Eric)

(“Just like real life…” -Diana 😉 xoxo)
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#SexOnSunday: The Classic Porn Edition, Part 2

(Soooooooo close to Game of Thrones time now…Here’s s a lil’ Game of Bones for ya, courtesy of Smutmaster Eric, to help ease the Waiting Game Pain…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, and Happy Jon-Snow-Is-Totally-Not-Dead Day to all!! 😉 xoxo)


Fast Cars Fast Women (1981)

Written and Directed by Scott McHaley.

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Molly Davis (Kay Parker) is a race car sponsor that owns Davis Oil, Inc. She has two female drivers, one of which is newly hired to replace a driver killed during a race. Sponsor Orson McKnight of McKnight Tires is Molly’s unscrupulous rival (with seXXXy results… ;)).

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