Happy 4th!: The Stars and Stripes Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by our Ho-rrorday Kinkmaster, Eric…Thanks, Smutmeister, and a Fabulously Fearsome Fourth to all our Kinky Ho-mies!! 🙂 xoxo)

My Sister’s Hot Friend Vol. 37 (2014)

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Big Tits In Uniform 13 (2014)

Sergeant Drill Me (2013)

Lt. Chanel Preston is tired of lazy soldiers not pulling their weight – and Kieran Lee is the worst. She drags him to Captain Kirsten Price’s office to make sure he’s properly disciplined. What will he have to do? Push-ups, sit-ups, and an afternoon of tit worship and pussy licking.

#TataTuesday: The One Boob at Time Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by our Kinky Ho-mie, Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, freaktastic friend! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Diana Prince, Alexyss Spradlin, Leisa Pulido & Sasha Grey

It Follows (2015)

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (2009)

Open Windows (2014)

Bonus: Poison Ivy

(From a cosplay shoot in 2014-ish, I think. 😉 -D.P.)

#TataTuesday: The Outdoor Nudity Edition, Part 5

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster, Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Kayden Kross, Sophie Dee, Ania Spiering, Kellie Cockrell & Monique Parent

The Hungover Games (2014)

 Blood Scarab (2008)


Diana the Vampire Slayer.

(LOL Aww…Thanks for including me, Smutmaster! 🙂 xoxo)

#TataTuesday: The “Print Isn’t Dead” Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Monique Parent in Supermodel Magazine (2015)

Pamela Anderson in Paper (2016)

Rose McGowan in Flaunt (2014)

Miley Cyrus in Plastik (2015)

Black History Month: The Pam Grier Triple Feature

(You know for the last official day of Black History Month we had to bring out the Big Guns… 😉 Thanks for the Pamtastic Post, Smutmaster Eric! 🙂 xoxo)

Women in Cages (1971)

Hit Man (1972)

Ghosts of Mars (2001)


B&W still from Women in Cages

with Richard Pryor

#NovemberNookie: The Glass Slipper Edition.

(Submitted with lust by Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, my Kinkiest of Ho-mies!! 😉 xoxo)

Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2014)


Lady Tremaine (Veronica Avluv) & Lord Tremaine (Evan Stone)



cindyx5cindyx6Cinderella (Samantha Saint), Drizella (Penny Pax) & Anastasia (Carter Cruise)

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Sand: The “On a Beach” Edition, Part 3.

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, who is doing his best to keep summer alive a little while longer… 😉 xoxo)

Featuring: Maria Ford, Jennifer Rubin, Tom Hanks, Wilson, & Bo Derek.

The Wasp Woman (1996)

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(What a waste of Gerrit Graham wiener!!! Shame on you, Wasp Woman!! -D.P.)

Cast Away (2000)

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Ghosts Can’t Do It (1989)

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Ho-stess’s PS– I promised our Smutmaster I’d include a couple new beach shots with this. Alas, I waited ’til sundown (my fave time for beach-goin’) and the shots came out a lil’ dark, but I reckon they’ll have to do for now. I’ll do my impression of a Daywalker for ya sometime soon. 😉 xoxo

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Directed By: The Charles Band Edition.

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric and, shockingly, it seemed appropriate for #TataTuesday. 😉 Thanks, friend! I’m a big fan of Mr. Band’s work, so I eXXXtra approve this set!! 😉 xoxo)
Charles Robert Band (born December 27, 1951) is an American director, writer, and producer, mostly known for his work on horror comedy movies.

His most famous films are those in the Puppet Master franchise and the Subspecies series, made by his company Full Moon Features. Before Full Moon Features, his earlier (and now defunct) company Empire Pictures made films like Ghoulies and the cult classic Re-Animator.

charlesFeaturing: Jacqueline Lovell, Ciarra Carter, Ooga Booga & Karen Black.

Hideous! (1997)


A group of rival collectors of severely deformed freakish human beings and the FBI agents that are investigating them must battle against some of their collections which aren’t as dead as they seem.

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Ooga Booga (2013)


An innocent African American medical student is brutally murdered by dirty cops, but his soul is magically transferred into an action figure named Ooga Booga.

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Head of the Family (1996)


The “head” of the family is literally that – a giant head on a tiny body, who psychically controls the rest of his even weirder family.

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#TataTuesday: The “Ropes and Titties” Edition, Part 3

(I can’t help lol-ing whenever I receive one of these installments…#BestTITleEver!!! 🙂 Thanks for the #TataTuesday tickles n’ stuff, Smutmaster Eric!! 🙂 xoxox)


Featuring: Lara Croft, Natasha Nice, Casey Calvert, Reiko Ike, Jessica Alba & Christine Nyguen.

Bound by Desire Act III: Property of Love (2013)

Casey (Calvert) and Allie (Haze) have grown comfortable in their new lives of being submissive sex slaves to their dominant husbands (Richie Calhoun & Ryan Driller). Casey is given any man she finds sexually appealing as a gift by her husband who lives for seeing her pleasured. Now Casey is confronted with the need to return the favor. Into this BDSM world Casey brings her childhood friend (Natasha Nice) to be shown why love begins with a spank and a swat.

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Sex and Fury (1973)

sexnfDuring the Meiji era, a gambler called Ocho takes revenge on three gangsters who killed her father, shelters a wanted anarchist and confronts a British spy.

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Idle Hands (1999)

idleA teenage slacker’s right hand becomes possessed with murderous intent.

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Voodoo Dollz (2008)


Christina is sent to the Lovecraft School for Girls as punishment for being caught having sex with Meg in a locker room. She finds that she fits in very well.

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Ho-stess’s PS–  I have MANY I could add to this, but here’s a cute cartoon-y version a friend/fan sent me last week. The timing was too perfect for me not to go with these this time around. 🙂 xo

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