#TataTuesday: The “Print Isn’t Dead” Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Monique Parent in Supermodel Magazine (2015)

Pamela Anderson in Paper (2016)

Rose McGowan in Flaunt (2014)

Miley Cyrus in Plastik (2015)

Black History Month: The Pam Grier Triple Feature

(You know for the last official day of Black History Month we had to bring out the Big Guns… 😉 Thanks for the Pamtastic Post, Smutmaster Eric! 🙂 xoxo)

Women in Cages (1971)

Hit Man (1972)

Ghosts of Mars (2001)

Bonus:

B&W still from Women in Cages

with Richard Pryor

#NovemberNookie: The Glass Slipper Edition.

(Submitted with lust by Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, my Kinkiest of Ho-mies!! 😉 xoxo)

Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2014)

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Lady Tremaine (Veronica Avluv) & Lord Tremaine (Evan Stone)

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cindyx5cindyx6Cinderella (Samantha Saint), Drizella (Penny Pax) & Anastasia (Carter Cruise)

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sinder5 Cinderella and the Prince (Seth Gamble)

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Sand: The “On a Beach” Edition, Part 3.

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, who is doing his best to keep summer alive a little while longer… 😉 xoxo)

Featuring: Maria Ford, Jennifer Rubin, Tom Hanks, Wilson, & Bo Derek.

The Wasp Woman (1996)

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(What a waste of Gerrit Graham wiener!!! Shame on you, Wasp Woman!! -D.P.)

Cast Away (2000)

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Ghosts Can’t Do It (1989)

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Ho-stess’s PS– I promised our Smutmaster I’d include a couple new beach shots with this. Alas, I waited ’til sundown (my fave time for beach-goin’) and the shots came out a lil’ dark, but I reckon they’ll have to do for now. I’ll do my impression of a Daywalker for ya sometime soon. 😉 xoxo

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Directed By: The Charles Band Edition.

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric and, shockingly, it seemed appropriate for #TataTuesday. 😉 Thanks, friend! I’m a big fan of Mr. Band’s work, so I eXXXtra approve this set!! 😉 xoxo)
Charles Robert Band (born December 27, 1951) is an American director, writer, and producer, mostly known for his work on horror comedy movies.

His most famous films are those in the Puppet Master franchise and the Subspecies series, made by his company Full Moon Features. Before Full Moon Features, his earlier (and now defunct) company Empire Pictures made films like Ghoulies and the cult classic Re-Animator.

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Hideous! (1997)

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A group of rival collectors of severely deformed freakish human beings and the FBI agents that are investigating them must battle against some of their collections which aren’t as dead as they seem.

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Ooga Booga (2013)

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An innocent African American medical student is brutally murdered by dirty cops, but his soul is magically transferred into an action figure named Ooga Booga.

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Head of the Family (1996)

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The “head” of the family is literally that – a giant head on a tiny body, who psychically controls the rest of his even weirder family.

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#TataTuesday: The “Ropes and Titties” Edition, Part 3

(I can’t help lol-ing whenever I receive one of these installments…#BestTITleEver!!! 🙂 Thanks for the #TataTuesday tickles n’ stuff, Smutmaster Eric!! 🙂 xoxox)

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Featuring: Lara Croft, Natasha Nice, Casey Calvert, Reiko Ike, Jessica Alba & Christine Nyguen.

Bound by Desire Act III: Property of Love (2013)

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Casey (Calvert) and Allie (Haze) have grown comfortable in their new lives of being submissive sex slaves to their dominant husbands (Richie Calhoun & Ryan Driller). Casey is given any man she finds sexually appealing as a gift by her husband who lives for seeing her pleasured. Now Casey is confronted with the need to return the favor. Into this BDSM world Casey brings her childhood friend (Natasha Nice) to be shown why love begins with a spank and a swat.

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Sex and Fury (1973)

sexnfDuring the Meiji era, a gambler called Ocho takes revenge on three gangsters who killed her father, shelters a wanted anarchist and confronts a British spy.

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Idle Hands (1999)

idleA teenage slacker’s right hand becomes possessed with murderous intent.

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Voodoo Dollz (2008)

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Christina is sent to the Lovecraft School for Girls as punishment for being caught having sex with Meg in a locker room. She finds that she fits in very well.

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Ho-stess’s PS–  I have MANY I could add to this, but here’s a cute cartoon-y version a friend/fan sent me last week. The timing was too perfect for me not to go with these this time around. 🙂 xo

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#TataTuesday: The Curly-Haired Cuties Edition.

If you follow any of my social stuff, first off: thank you! :), secondly: you might know I went crazy for the Sigourney Weaver-esque wig I used in my most recent cosplay shoot. (I’ll post that set on DianaPrinceXXX a little later, btw.) My love of classic kinkiness inspired me to compose this (mostly ;)) retro set of curly-haired cuties for today’s theme. Enjoy the “curls”, and have a very Happy #TataTuesday, my Kink-lovin’ Ho-mies!! 😉 xoxo

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(Pam Grier in Coffey, 1973)

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(Betsy Russell in Tomboy, 1985)

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(Kelly Preston in Mischief, 1985)

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(Ornella Muti in Swann in Love, 1984)

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(Elizabeth Berridge in Amadeus, 1984)

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(Julie Michaels in Roadhouse, 1989)

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(Elizabeth Hurley in Rowing with the Wind, 1988)

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(Marina Sirtis in Blind Date, 1988)

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(Susan Sarandon in Pretty Baby, 1978)

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(Lynn Lowery in Sugar Cookies, 1973)

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(Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio in Scarface, 1983)

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(Die-ana Prince in Her Dressing Area, 2016 ;)) xoxo

#TataTuesday: The Outdoor Nudity Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie!! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Christa Campbell & Lindsay Pulsipher.

Drive Angry (2011)

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True Blood – S4/Ep4: I’m Alive and On Fire (2011)

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She’s Not There – Neko Case & Nick Cave

Ho-stess’s PSMr. Smutmaster requested that I include a new shot of myself with this post to fit the theme, and I was happy to oblige. 🙂 It’s far from glam, but I Snapped this today to share my office setting with my Kinky Ho-bots. (This is sincerely ho-w I work on this blog about 90% of the time. :))

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Happy #TataTuesday, Kinky Ho-mies!! 🙂 xoxo

 

#TataTuesday: The One Boob at a Time Edition, Part 2

(I’m smack-dab in the midst of Birthday Hedonismbot week, so I greatly appreciate my Kinky Ho-s for their contributions so I can do as lil’ thinkin’ right now as possible… 😉 This lovely #TataTuesday set cums courtesy of Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, ho-mie!!! 🙂 xoxo)

Featuring: Rachel Alig & Gwyneth Paltrow.

At Granny’s House (2015)

granny Marion Rogers (Glenda Morgan Brown), an elderly lady in the small town of Haley, reluctantly accepts the mysterious Rebecca Torrance as her live-in caregiver, but eventually the two form a strong friendship. Rebecca soon sells Granny on the idea of turning the house into a guest house for travelers looking for free accommodations.

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Two Lovers (2009)

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A Brooklyn-set romantic drama about a bachelor torn between the family friend his parents wish he would marry and his beautiful but volatile new neighbor.

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Ho-stess’s PS- Looking through my laptop, I have a surprising number of pics that fall into the “One Boob at a Time” category. Here are a few of my faves:

This is the first “racy” shot I ever took for Snapchat. (We’ve come a long way since then, and it’s totally worth getting locked out every few days to support the #FreeTheNippleAndOrNipples movement!! ;))

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This counts, right? 😉

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Because Melisandre… <3333333333

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…and because I look smart n’ stuff. 😉 xoxo