Undressed: The Locker Room Edition, Part 4

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks for letting us know about this Carrie parody. Definitely going to check I out…and maybe Karnal Kombat it? 😉 xoxox)

Featuring: Sarah Shevon & Annette O’Toole.

Orgy University (2013)

(A parody of Carrie nominated for 4 AVN Awards)

Cat People (1982)

(Nominated for 2 Golden Globes)


Ho-stess’s PS- I just learned this eXXXists. (I knew TILF was a thing. Just wasn’t aware they repackaged it as a “New Year’s” edition? Miss Kasey is such a goober… 😉 xoxo)

 

#MonsterMaskMonday

Ho-wdy, ho-mies! Just a quickie to let you know about this new feature I’m starting. I have a vast collection of rad as heck Monster Masks, and I figured I’d start sharing them with you, Kinky Ho-style.

This week’s selection is Shorty (Killer Klowns from Outer Space) from Trick or Treat Studios. (Spoiler Alert: A LOT of my masks are going to be from them. I’m a huge fan of their work! :))

Have a wicked week, Kinky Ho-mies…Here’s a lil’ sumthin’ to get things started off on a rockin’ note. 😉 xoxo

#SexOnSunday: The Streets of L.A. Edition

(Submitted by Eric…Thanks, Smutmaster!! 🙂 xoxo)

Red Light (2016)

Among her group of friends Rachel (Chanel Preston) is seen as the wallflower, but all of that changes after a chance encounter with a man she picks up crossing a street. One night Rachel’s roommate spots her car, but without her driving, and assumes that Rachel has been murdered by the man behind the wheel. The roommate and her other friends join the search to find out what really happened to her.

Featuring: Damon Dice, Kleio Valentien, Ryan Driller, Skin Diamond, Bree Daniels, Casey Calvert, Derrick Pierce and Lea Lexis

Overview:

The cast did a good job at playing their parts and brought real heat to their sex scenes. Unfortunately, the plot is somewhat dull. There’s plenty of driving around to find Rachel, but these characters never stop at one interesting place, or do one really fun, or surprising thing before fucking. A few spoonfuls of humor and a better pace could have enlivened things.

Rating: Smiths, The 3.5 stars of  

#FriskyFriday: The ’70s Sexploitation Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks for starting the weekend off right, Kinky Ho-mie!! 🙂 xoxo)
The Godson (1971)

Marco is the ambitious godson of a crime boss. His attempt to quickly rise to the top leads to his downfall.

Featuring: Uschi Digard, Deborah McGuire, Jane Allyson & Lois Mitchell.

(I excluded some other women in it, but you can see them if you watch it or just look for shots.)

Bonus B&W Photos

Japanese Poster

#TataTuesday: The “Print Isn’t Dead” Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-miebot! 🙂 xoxo)

Monique Parent in Supermodel Magazine (2015)

Pamela Anderson in Paper (2016)

Rose McGowan in Flaunt (2014)

Miley Cyrus in Plastik (2015)

An Orion Pictures Release Edition, Part 4: Terror in Texas and An Awkward Love Triangle.

(Submitted by our Smutmaster EXXXtraordinaire, Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie! 🙂 xoxo)

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (2014)

65 years after a masked serial killer terrorized the small town of Texarkana, the so-called ‘moonlight murders’ begin again. Is it a copycat or something even more sinister?

My Blind Brother (2016)

A woman named Rose gets romantically involved with brothers Robbie and Bill, but only one of them is aware of it.

#SexOnSunday: The Possessive Edition

(Submitted by our beloved Smutmaster Eric…Thank you, Kinky McHo-mieton! 🙂 xoxo)

Crime of Passion (2014)

Jordan (Casey Calvert) is the pretty new girl in school, who begins a relationship with Matt (Xander Corvus). Little does she know, however, that Matt has been having a steamy affair with his chemistry teacher Cynthia (Stormy Daniels) and she’s possessive of her boy toy. When Matt tries to break it off with the teacher, jealousy turns to blind rage.

Supporting Players: Veronica Avluv, Richie Calhoun, Johnny Castle, Kimber Day, Amanda Tate & Tommy Pistol.

Overview:

It’s an entertaining crime/drama from Stormy, worthy of your time. Her cast gave good performances, I liked all of the sex scenes, it features some unexpected plot developments and has a couple of suspenseful sequences.

Your mind will not be blown, but your load will be. (“Ha!” -Diana)

Rating  out

Health Care: The Medical Attention Edition, Part 2

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric, the kinkiest ho-mie a gal could ask for. 😉 Thanks, my freaky friend! 🙂 xoxo)

The Give A Fuck Foundation (2012)

While masturbating on her off time, the hospital administrator wonders in to visit Dr. Lezley Zen M.D. After that she goes to see a patient (Michael Vegas).

Anything Else (2003)

Jerry Falk (Jason Biggs) learns a lesson the hard way when he falls head over heels in love with a beautiful but flighty girl, Amanda (Christina Ricci).

Black Dynamite (2009)

Black Dynamite (Michael Jai White) is the greatest African-American action star of the 1970s. When his only brother is killed by The Man it’s up to him to find justice.

Joy Mulligan/Stacy Adams as Nurse.


Ho-stess’s PS#TBT to my own Doctor Adventure. 🙂

#MammaryLaneMonday: Those ’30s Boobs Edition

(Submitted by Smutmaster Eric…Thanks, Kinky Ho-mie, and for the record I love boobies, err, I mean movies from this era, too! 🙂 xoxo)

Many of my favorite movies were made during the 1930s, a majority of those released between 1930 and1936. I present screenshots/info about two exceptional movies with young women in different parts of the world, both seeking love and happiness that’s not easy to attain.
You may or may not watch these movies, but right now you can enjoy the classic boobies! 😉
Featuring: Hedy Lamarr, Poetoe Aloes Goesti & Saplak Njoman
Ekstase (1933)

It was highly controversial in its time because of scenes in which Lamarr swims in the nude and runs through the countryside naked. It is also perhaps the first non-pornographic movie to portray sexual intercourse and female orgasm, although never showing more than the actors’ faces.

Country: Czechoslovakia. On DVD w/ English subtitles.

Eva (Hedy) has just gotten married to an older gentleman, but discovers that he is obsessed with order in his life and doesn’t have much room for passion. She becomes despondent and leaves him, returning to her father’s house. One day she meets a younger man and they fall in love.

Legong: Dance of the Virgins (1935)

It’s a silent movie filmed entirely on location in Bali from May to August 1933, using an all-Balinese cast.

In Bali, a young woman falls in love with a musician, but he may have eyes for her half-sister.

Happy Birthday, Smutmaster Eric!

Sending out eXXXtra special birthday hugs to the one and only Smutmaster Eric!!! Eric is the man who brings you much of the BOOtiful BOObage you see here on the site. His perky pictorials really help put the “Kink” in “Kinky Horror.” Thank you for all the tit-illating tributes you’ve done for us, Smutmaster… Ho-pe you’ve had a killer B-Day,  my Kinky Ko-ho-rt! 🙂 xoxoxo