Ok, so after this post, I promise to get my shizzle together and start posting things on the appropriate day (for at least one whole week…THIS I VOW!!! ;)), but for today let’s just enjoy a drug-induced #FBF together, shall we?
If I had posted this on time I wouldn’t have been able to post these pics from last night’s premiere screening of Evil Bong 666, so yay weed, basically. 😉
I was maybe a lil’ high during this screening, so I didn’t cover it as well as I might have otherwise. Here’s an eXXXample of my crackin’ coverage:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! High-larious, amirite??? If you want conventional coverage of the night’s festivities, you can check out Full Moon’s official vidcast right here:
And here’s a bunch of weed-y stuff I should’ve posted yesterday, but I’ll be darned if I’m gonna let being late by one day KILL our buzz…Happy Four Twenty (One ;), Kinky Ho-mies!! 🙂 xoxo
Happy Birthday to two site favorites: Clint Howard and Crispin Glover!
Both Mr. Glover and Mr. Howard are among the most beloved actors in the world of cult cinema. Neither one is your average leading man, but they’d be far less intriguing if they were. Crispin Glover is one of the most unique personalities in cinema. He has appeared in blockbuster crowd-pleasers, but his heart clearly lies with the darker, challenging side of film. As an artist in many fields, Mr. Glover is always provocative and has the uncanny ability to perturb viewers in fascinating ways. While the average film-goer may recognize him as the nebbish father in Back to the Future, Glover’s acting work has included everything from slasher films (Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter), art films (Dead Man), big-budget fantasy (Alice in Wonderland), offbeat crime films (Wild at Heart), black comedies (Nurse Betty), and other varied films. No matter the film, Glover always brings an intensity and strange quality that is all his own. Glover has brought his surreal talents to directing with What Is It? and It Is Fine! Everything Is Fine, both part of a planned “It” trilogy.There’s no denying that Glover is a true original.
Clint Howard will (to the general public, anyway) always be known simply as “Ron Howard’s brother”, but has Ron had memorable roles on three different versions of Star Trek? No, but Clint sure has! In fact, Clint has had a pretty legendary career in his own right. Starting in 1963, Clint Howard has been in… well, just about everything. Mr. Howard is the ultimate character actor. He’s been in countless iconic television shows, horror movies (including The Ice Cream Man, a favorite of our fearless ho-stess!), comedies (the first two Austin Powers movies, among many others.), has gone face-to-face with Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy on the original Star Trek series, and was Roo (!) in two Disney Winnie the Pooh shorts! In 1998, Howard won the MTV Lifetime Achievement Award. It was clearly a gag, but it shouldn’t have been. Clint Howard has been around for over four decades and has produced many roles and moments that will be remembered by fans forever. If that isn’t award-worthy, we don’t know what is.
In honor of these two eccentric gentlemen, we thought it would be appropriate to have a little music… performed by the birthday boys, of course! The first is a new wave rocker performed by Clint Howard and the Kempsters, the second is Crispin Glover doing his best (and the all-time best) Olivia Newton-John in The Orkly Kid. Both performances are delightfully strange, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
(Had to make this a #TBT post because the silly place I was filming yesterday had a “pornography” block on the Wi-Fi thingy and I couldn’t log into MY OWN SITE from there. Craziness!! Ah well…It’s only a day late, which is still right on time by Kinky Ho standards. 😉 I’m only calling this a #TBT because I have to move immediately on to some other sweetass bday celebrations, and don’t want to confuse folks. So, Happy *begrudgingly belated* birthday, Mr. Curry. All us Kinky Ho-s love the living shizzle out of you!! 🙂 xoxoxo)
Happy Birthday to Wadsworth/Pennywise/Darkness/Dr. Frank-N-Furter/Gomez Addams/Long John Silver/High Priest of all that is spooky and awesome, the Legend-ary Tim Curry!!! 🙂
I know we talk about Mr. Curry A LOT here, but that’s only because he’s one of the greatest things to ever happen to cinema! He oozes creepy charm and made a sewer clown, horned demon, and the embodiment of pollution seXXXy as heck! 🙂 Curry is, in short, the coolest ghoul in school. 🙂 In ho-nor of this fright icon’s big day, I’d thought I’d share this magical melody with ya. 🙂 What could possibly spookier or cooler than Tim “Frank-N-Furter” covering a song by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, the original shock rocker? It’s a match made in Halloween Heaven. 🙂 Enjoy.
Happy Birthday, Tim! You never fail to make us shiver with antici… …Pation. 🙂 xoxo
Ho-stess’s PS- See??? It’s so not my fault I was late posting this!!! 😉
Ho-stess’s PPS– Since we’re doing belated birthdays, it was also my #1 Dreamboat Studmuffin of All-time Ever’s Birthday the day before Mr. Curry’s. (Also known to lame-men as April 18. ;)) Happy *unbegrudgingly belated* Birthday to the incomparable Mr. Rick Moranis. 🙂 xoxo
You play a good game, boy, but the game is finished. Now… you watch Adult Swim!
In the year of 2004, Adult Swim summoned the late, great Angus Scrimm to ho-st a Halloween marathon of the freakiest episodes of one of Adult Swim’s freakiest shows: Aqua Teen Hunger Force! Master Scrimm was at his Tall Man best, with a menacing glare and that wonderfully frightful voice. Dressed to kill in black, Scrimm knocks ’em dead with his signature grimaces and a few classic Phantasm quotes sprinkled about. Even in the goofiest setting, there’s nothing like Mr. Scrimm letting out a “BOY!” to freeze the blood and paralyze the soul! Like Vincent Price before him, it’s clear that he had a “ball” with his ghoulish persona. Each bumper delivers a chill and a wink in a way that only a true Prince of Terror could pull off. Whether in a funeral home or a late night cable spot, The Tall Man knew how to deliver the creeps. Who else but Scrimm could make a shake, some meat, and an order of fries seem so ghastly?
Check out the bumpers/commercials below……if you have the balls! 😉 xoxo
Random Side Note: I totally had a thing for Meatwad back in the day…#MME 😉 xoxo
Three Times Before You Have Felt The Terror, Known The Madness, Lived The Horror. But This Is The One You’ve Been Screaming For…
Happy Birthday to Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, the greatest (and Crispin Glover-iest) of all the Friday the 13th films!!!!!!! 🙂
Now, if you’ve been paying attention to the site. you know I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE this jaunty Jason jam! I mean, how can you not?! It has Corey “Feld-Dog” Feldman, Mah Boo, and Crispin Glover at his dirty danciest! 😉 However, if you need further explainin’, allow me to do so in the video below…
We all know how perfect the film is, but did you know there is an alternate ending? It’s crazy to think they almost ended on something other than bald Corey Feldman staring at the camera, but it’s true!
Originally, the ending was supposed to uphold the proud Friday the 13th tradition of a Carrie-like fake-out. After “defeating” Jason, Tommy and Trish (the survivors) wake up to the sound of police sirens. Trish notices water dripping from the ceiling and decides to investigate. She enters the upstairs bathroom and discovers her mother’s lifeless body floating in the bathtub. Suddenly, the mother’s eyes pop open to reveal ghastly white eyes! Jason appears behind the horror-stricken Trish, ready to strike! As Jason is about to finish her… Trish wakes up and it was all a dream.
As, um, interesting as that would have been, I prefer the more Feldman-tastic ending we got. However, I recommend checking out the original ending below. The original audio is lost, but the cast and crew provide their commentary. It’s a eXXXtremely cool bit o’ Friday history. Mah Boo approves!
Happy Birthday, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter! You’ll forever be slashin’ away at our hearts!! 🙂 xoxoxo
(With Ted White, the sweetest Jason evah! :))(The first time I met the dreamy Mr. Jimmy Mortimer himself :))
(And the pic that got me Twitter-banned for a while…while I was in Japan tweeting about Crispin’s shows, actually, even though I’d had it up ages before that. Hmmm…That CAN’T be a coincidence. Clearly those Twitter bastiches are #TeamFreddy!! ;)) xoxo
A very Happy 91st (!) Birthday to the Pope of Pop Culture, Mr. Roger Corman! 🙂
There’s just no way overstate how Fang-Freakin’-Tastic this audacious auteur of awesome really is! He brought credibility to eXXXploitation films, made indie film-making cool, brought art films like from the likes of Kurosawa and Bergman to the mainstream, and jump-started the careers of everyone from James Cameron to Martin Scorsese. This brilliant B-movie badass also directed the original Little Shop of Horrors, so he indirectly gave us the steamy, dreamy manly meatiness that is Rick Moranis as Seymour Krelborn! For this feat alone, this man is my hero!! 😉 To skullebrate his birthaversary, we’re providing you fright fiends with one of King Corman’s favorites from his own catalogue: 1964’s The Masque of the Red Death!
While Hammer was scoring big with their takes of European fright favorites, Roger Corman went to (vampire) bat for the U.S.A. with his technicolor terror tales adapted from the works of American spookster Edgar Allan Poe. As eXXXcellent as the other Poe flicks are, I think his Masque of the Red Death is the sharpest spike on this iron maiden. Vincent “The Price is Fright” Price is at his Vincent Priciest here, cackling and creeping around as the nastiest monarch this side of King Joffrey! (#timelyreferencesaretimely ;)) The atmosphere is chilling and the cinematograophy is so colorfully creepy, one might suspect that Dario Argento took notes on this flick before making Suspiria. (#thingsthatmakeyougohmm#eventimlierreferencesaretimlier! :))
The film didn’t do too well at the time, but is now seen as a shining example of Corman’s greatness as a director. We here at KH just love it to pieces. If Ingmar Bergman decided to be awesome and make a ho-rror film, he would have made something like this! 🙂
To see Red, click on the box below:
Happy Birthday, Mr. Corman! You rock our kollectively Kinky socks!! 🙂 xoxoxo
(Submitted by Mr. Anton Phibes, who speaks for all of us here at Kinky Horror. 🙂 xoxo)
A Happy Birthday to the Man of a Thousand Faces, Mr. Lon Chaney!
The love I for bear Lon Chaney knows no earthly bounds. There have been many macabre movie masters since him, but few as masterful as Chaney. He was a shapeshifter, molding his face from one gruesome visage to another. In each monstrous form he assumed, Chaney brought out their humanity. His monsters had soul and beauty was the beast. Even his more sinister creations had a sensitivity that endeared them to us. Chaney made us feel for freaks, monsters, madmen, and criminals. With or without the make-up he famously created for himself, Chaney shined bright and loomed large.
I’m sure most of you have at least a passing familiarity with The Phantom of the Opera and The Hunchback of Notre Dame, so I’d like to recommend a Chaney classic you may not have seen: The Unknown.
Directed by Tod “Freaks” Browning, The Unknown (1927) is a creepy circus caper of the highest order. Lon Chaney plays an armless knife thrower who falls in love with the owner’s daughter, played by a young Joan Crawford. To write more would be a grave disservice to the plot. Clocking in at about 50 mins, there’s a shock a minute. Not a single second is wasted with fluff. For a film that’s 89 years old, The Unknown still has the uncanny ability to make one feel uneasy. Imagine if The Gift of the Magi were written by a deranged lunatic, and you will have pretty firm idea of what kind of picture this is.
At the center of the madness is Lon Chaney at his freakiest. Chaney wears very little make-up, yet still manages to chill the blood. Burt Lancaster said that Chaney’s portrayal of Alonzo the Armless included “one of the most compelling and emotionally exhausting scenes I have ever seen an actor do.” Of course, I’d argue that every moment Chaney is in the picture is darn compelling. Alonzo the Armless is, more so than the average Chaney villain, a contemptible fiend, yet Chaney’s power allows us to sympathize with him and his love for a woman he will never have. Lon Chaney achieves a feat worthy of any grand circus: He juggles menace, quirk, and pathos without dropping a single one.
A very Happy Birthday to “America’s First Superhero”, Harry Houdini!
Houdini was all sorts of badass. Of this, there can be no doubt. His very name conjures up visions of daring escapes, mind-bending magic, and insane physical feats. He was the first man to fly over Australian soil, first man to be filmed flying, debunked fake psychics, made escapology an art, taught U.S. solders how to escape German handcuffs in WWI, commissioned H.P. Lovecraft to write for him, AND gave Buster Keaton his stage name! Basically, he was a Chuck Norris joke that actually happened. Every magician wants to be him, but there can only be one Harry Houdini. To further cement his greatness, he was one of the first men to fight a robot on film!
That’s right, Sci-Fi Fiends! In the 1919 serial, The Master Mystery, The Handcuff King faced a mechanical menace and lived to escape another day! The serial is really just an excuse to watch Houdini escape from one set of restraints after another, so there’s very little in way of plot. Houdini will free himself from one trap… only to be put in another by the end! Clocking in at nearly 5 hours, I wouldn’t recommend watching the whole thing. However, watching any one segment on its own is a blast. Each chapter has Houdini doing his thing and a generous amount of robot nonsense to satisfy any monster lover. It’s well-filmed, has plenty of automaton action, and gives us a rare chance to see the Master Magician perform his famed escapes. Check out a segment below!
Thirty years ago on this very night, a force of evil beyond description was unleashed upon the human race and it continues to swallow the souls of the innocent to this very day…
That force was Evil Dead II and it remains a favorite among lovers of the terrifically hilarious. Serving as both a sequel and a remake of sorts, Evil Dead II goes back the original and throws a pie in its face. With inspiration taken from both H.P. Lovecraft and The Three Stooges, this film is a freak show of cartoon violence, slapstick splatter, monstrous monsters, and surreal visuals… and still manages to be darn creepy! Evil Dead II is a ghost train through the warped minds of co-writers Sam Raimi and Scott Spiegel, the former also being the film’s director. In their cinematic funhouse, corpses dance in the night, furniture laughs in maniacal glee, the human hand turns against the body, blood sprays from any source, and madness is king. With very little money, Raimi and his team created a wonderfully nightmarish, visually brilliant, and utterly strange film that rivals the sights and frights of any “A” horror picture. On top of all that greatness, it also gave us the Bruce Campbell we all adore today, one-liners and all. After all these years, Evil Dead II is still… groovy.
Ho-ly Hellmouth! I can’t believe Buffy the Vampire Slayer is 20 years old today! This is my absolute favorite show of all time, and the fact that sooooooo many people are still celebrating its ass-kicking, vampire-slayin’ glory two decades later is pretty freaking amazing!
Joss Whedon took the cute blonde girl who often dies first in the average horror film and made her a complete and utter badass. She was the one the Creatures of the Night feared. Buffy was a strong female headlining traditionally masculine “action hero” storylines who kicked open the door for more badass babes starring in major shows.
BTVS easily could have been a total campfest, but it respected its characters, genre, and audience. It showed us that slaying vampires and demons could be a total blast (obviously ;)), but still possessed an uncommon depth and make us truly care for its misfits. Buffy was an incredibly smart and important show that will always have a big ol’ stake-shaped place in my heart…#SCOOBYGANG4EVAH!! xoxo
PS- Spike is the seXXXiest vampire ever!!! Suck it, Lestat! 😉 xoxo
PPS- Giles was also freaking hawt…I was sooooo jealous of Ms. Calendar (until…well, you know.)
PPS- I was inspired to do a quickie Buffy tribute today for my weekly #FreedomFriday offering. 🙂